Since i am gone in less then a week i will now announce the smelly monkey awards to show my appreciation for certain users of the board. We all know how porn stars love their awards, so here are the most prestigious ones around, the monkey awards.



The divine brown award for ugliest hoe on the board goes to: Sammura (could it go to anyone else?)

The bill clinton award for cruelest liar award goes to: Scott Fayner (for lying about marrying taylor and then lying about the breakup, leaving many porn fans to shed tears for days and erecting love shrines in their homes in hope they reconcile)

The Al Gore award for most unoriginal and blandest poster goes to: Smartt ( no suprises here)


The Gary coleman award for pornstar who looks 15 years younger then she really is goes to: Gen Padova

The john ashcroft award for poster who wants to ban everything and everyone he doesn't agree with goes to: xvod


The dani woodward award for most underrated poster goes to: Angelica knight. She is pretty funny for a crack head.

The jenna jameson award for most overrated poster goes to: Smelly Monkey (i bore myself half the time, never a good sign)


The william hung award for funny guy with the lamest website award goes to: Rob longshot (click his name and follow the link to his site and you will know what i'm talking about willis).

I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD DROP DEAD SERIOUSLY!

whats so funny about a page that says coming soon????

ive been fuckin busy with other sites

/me spanks the monkey

BAD MONKEY!!!!

What?!.....what?!.....no Smelly Monkey award for me?!?

Arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been kissing your ass in hopes of getting an award.

hay glad you hit "420" posts before you ship out monke y!

Steve, once again i have forgotten you. I guess if it means that much to you i could give you the gigli award for poster who is totally forgettable if you like?. I can smell a cynic like the stench of a dead mule. Red Light Misfit you are tough to give an award for, ohh wait

pre teen drew barrymore award for slyest firestarter award goes to: Red Light Misfit (he always knows how to keep feuds and controversy alive while avoiding negative attention). kami you having a dig at me?, i actually want to hit 500 before i fly out but that would be at least 3 more feuds with sammura and not even i am up for that.

The Joe Biden award for plagiarism goes to Smelly Monkey.

The Gigli Award ?!?

I can live with that,since it's hard to get any type of award these days....

Damn. You just exposed me.

the fat guy who lost weight eating at Subway award goes to smelly monkey

Your welcome Steve and red light it had to be said at some point. Monkey 100% all natural and all original. Also these are the Smelly monkey awards not the fred black want to blow in on my thread with their own awards (awards?), these carry prestige, honor and respect.

corky the TV retard award goes to smelly monkey