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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.
(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)
Just say Ashley Blue next time.
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