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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.

(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)



Was "extreme" Alex's taint so stanky that Mandy Taylor had to choice but to vomit marshmallows on her head and face? Get that girl some celery and peanut butter.