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#181223 - 07/29/06 07:32 PM Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
cumalloverher Offline
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Those are the ones you'll get paid the most to perform in front of media recording devices, and also the ones we the viewers most want to see you tearfully endure.

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#181224 - 07/29/06 07:35 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
jamesn Offline
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i think it's fucking brandon. back to middlemarch, i pulled one off to georgie eliot this fine evening.
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#181225 - 07/29/06 07:39 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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I read 'Silas Marner' in junior high. Had the teacher not informed us prior that George was a woman, the relationship between Eppie and Silas would've given me nightmares and flashback traumas. But really I don't read that much. Descriptive passages are beyond me. I get frustrated when rooms or landscapes are described. Or when Wolfe describes clothing in minute detail. I cannot picture that sort of thing in my mind. And all the voices of the characters sound like the computer from '2001' in my head. If I read at all it is interior monologue ranting by an unreliable first person narrator like in 'Lolita'. That I can grasp.

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#181226 - 07/29/06 07:45 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Victor Hugo's The Hunchback Of Notre Dame is kind of a twisted story with lots of plot twists, but he starts out describing the differences between Paris during the story and Paris when Victor Hugo wrote the book, it killed it for me.

I liked the Phantom Of The Opera book, the Opera Ghost is a much more interesting, considerably less gay, character in the book.

Frankenstein is a better movie than a book, the book is jam packed full of moral dilemmas and lessons that people need to learn, kind of sanctimonious.
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#181227 - 07/29/06 11:09 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Go join Oprah's book club, Bad_Bad. You still suck.

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#181228 - 07/30/06 03:13 AM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Go join Oprah's book club, Bad_Bad. You still suck.




Ah, thank you for offering an opinion, now tell me why your opinion should matter to me?
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#181229 - 07/31/06 06:28 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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CAOH, not one female mentioned throat fucking. That should make you happy.
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#181230 - 07/31/06 07:52 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
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I read 'Silas Marner' in junior high. Had the teacher not informed us prior that George was a woman, the relationship between Eppie and Silas would've given me nightmares and flashback traumas. But really I don't read that much. Descriptive passages are beyond me. I get frustrated when rooms or landscapes are described. Or when Wolfe describes clothing in minute detail. I cannot picture that sort of thing in my mind. And all the voices of the characters sound like the computer from '2001' in my head. If I read at all it is interior monologue ranting by an unreliable first person narrator like in 'Lolita'. That I can grasp.






You're actually bringing up books on here CAOH? Do you have to shit on everything that's pure?
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#181231 - 07/31/06 09:53 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Registered: 05/02/06
Posts: 72
not one female has mentioned anything. this thread was immediately hi-jacked and turned into the CAOH book club. Come on ladies, i want to hear some answers to the original question.
If you answer truthfully, i promise to support your career by seeking out and purchasing scenes of you doing exactly that.

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CAOH, not one female mentioned throat fucking. That should make you happy.



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#181232 - 07/31/06 10:59 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.
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#181233 - 07/31/06 11:19 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.



Chloroman will be disappointed.




Being Herpes-infected by a porn couple as part of a Brandy/Hilarious "three-way" has to be the worst, just ahead of having to talk with William Hyde. The pain and social stigma of both must be excruciating.

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#181234 - 07/31/06 11:22 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.

(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)


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#181235 - 07/31/06 11:32 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
Willie D Offline

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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.

(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)




Was "extreme" Alex's taint so stanky that Mandy Taylor had to choice but to vomit marshmallows on her head and face? Get that girl some celery and peanut butter.

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#181236 - 07/31/06 11:44 PM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Was "extreme" Alex's taint so stanky that Mandy Taylor had to choice but to vomit marshmallows on her head and face? Get that girl some celery and peanut butter.




That was vomit of pure happiness... the laughter between those girls is a rare magical moment. Now, rotten holes of Sasha from Skintights Chunky Housewives, Crystalynn Lovely from Revenge of The Butterface or the infamous Miss Brazzle is a different story.

Girls like that make me wanna

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#181237 - 08/01/06 12:49 AM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.

(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)






Just say Ashley Blue next time.
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#181238 - 08/01/06 09:22 AM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
Jeff Steward Offline
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.




This must make AC Cream VERY upset.
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#181239 - 08/01/06 09:36 AM Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Registered: 07/09/06
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.




You didn't seem to mind that much and I certainly enjoyed it.
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