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#181224 - 07/29/06 07:35 PM
Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Porn Jesus
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i think it's fucking brandon. back to middlemarch, i pulled one off to georgie eliot this fine evening.
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#181226 - 07/29/06 07:45 PM
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Victor Hugo's The Hunchback Of Notre Dame is kind of a twisted story with lots of plot twists, but he starts out describing the differences between Paris during the story and Paris when Victor Hugo wrote the book, it killed it for me.
I liked the Phantom Of The Opera book, the Opera Ghost is a much more interesting, considerably less gay, character in the book.
Frankenstein is a better movie than a book, the book is jam packed full of moral dilemmas and lessons that people need to learn, kind of sanctimonious.
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#181228 - 07/30/06 03:13 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Go join Oprah's book club, Bad_Bad. You still suck.
Ah, thank you for offering an opinion, now tell me why your opinion should matter to me?
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#181229 - 07/31/06 06:28 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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CAOH, not one female mentioned throat fucking. That should make you happy.
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#181232 - 07/31/06 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.
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#181233 - 07/31/06 11:19 PM
Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.
Chloroman will be disappointed. 
Being Herpes-infected by a porn couple as part of a Brandy/Hilarious "three-way" has to be the worst, just ahead of having to talk with William Hyde. The pain and social stigma of both must be excruciating.
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#181235 - 07/31/06 11:32 PM
Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Having to fuck a whores cunt with a vibrator or dildo only because her dirty cunt stinks so god damn bad that if I get any closer I'll hurl on her hole only to make it look as bad as it smells.
(this is of course when you're booked days or weeks ahead for a g/g scene, looking forward for some hot action and realize that going down on her is not gonna happen and totally pissed)
Was "extreme" Alex's taint so stanky that Mandy Taylor had to choice but to vomit marshmallows on her head and face? Get that girl some celery and peanut butter.
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#181236 - 07/31/06 11:44 PM
Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Was "extreme" Alex's taint so stanky that Mandy Taylor had to choice but to vomit marshmallows on her head and face? Get that girl some celery and peanut butter.
That was vomit of pure happiness... the laughter between those girls is a rare magical moment. Now, rotten holes of Sasha from Skintights Chunky Housewives, Crystalynn Lovely from Revenge of The Butterface or the infamous Miss Brazzle is a different story.
Girls like that make me wanna
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#181239 - 08/01/06 09:36 AM
Re: Girls, what's your least favorite sex act?
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I guess I don't like sex acts where I'm unconscious.
You didn't seem to mind that much and I certainly enjoyed it.
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