i pissed up your mom's disease-ridden black cunt and you came out. i tried to strangle you with the u-cord, but national geographic wanted to film the tragedy that was a retarded black man who wants to drink urine.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits