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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.

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Oh god, you had sex with luke????. His desperation/obsession wore you down? WOW, I wouldn't be putting that info out there otherwise you could find yourself having two 300 pound problems in ac cream and swami if they sniff that angle works with you, theres none better at desperate obsession then ac cream and swami, da burgs a close 3rd and lukes a distant 4th since he actually managed to make it work unlike the other 3. God, please tell me Luke cries with guilt and shame during sex.