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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster.



Note to self: locate nearest U-Haul and get directions to California.
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