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Why are you posing horribly lit photos


Because you didn't reply to my question to you about softboxes.



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and why should I be impressed?


Because you're desperate (see your first post).

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Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke


obviously

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but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge.


It was a pro shoot (that's a famous L.A. porn actress -- duh), but the photographer fucked up. You know how photographers are.

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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated,


I'm that, but I demand that my mates not be gold-diggers so I shy away from women who demand college guys.

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well-mannered


oh well then.

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I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.


get er done Monkey