Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.