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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.



What are you talking about? Your family would love me-- parents always do. I'm incredibly polite, watch my language and help wash the dishes after dinner. I never talk about porn-- if there son didn't tell them you'd have no idea I'd ever even seen a porn flick. If there is anything my mother taught me, it's manners, manners, mannners! In fact, she insisted I learn good table manners and tennis because "You never know when you're going to dine with the president." I don't think she was considering Bush when she told me this.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.