It is common knowledge that Mel Gibson is a sanctimonious fuckwit with a larger-than-life god complex, so it is with great pleasure that I announce to you that he was arrested and charged with a DUI this morning. Furthermore, according to the police report, he made several disparaging remarks about persons of the jewish persuasion while being arrested, which the LAPD not-so-surprisingly has attempted to cover up.

I'm guessing that Mel momentarily forgot that jews run Hollywood. Unfortunately for him it's looking like he'll continue to have to use his own money to finance his over-the-top religious revisionist snuff films, rather than blowing it on self-indulgent purchases like gazillion-dollar churches for his backyards, 90% of the beachfront property in Malibu, and private islands. What a shame.