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#181080 - 08/05/06 03:39 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Here's an easy one. Two quotes for your viewing/listening pleasure. "You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?" "So they can breathe." "Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panic breaths. Suddenly, you become euphoric. Docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergeny water landing, six hundred miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows." listen http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/CalmAsHinduCows.wav"Hey man, what are you reading?" "Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 'I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing.' There's a whole series of these. 'I am Jill's Nipple.' 'I am Jack's colon.'" "Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack." listen http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/WrittenByAnOrgan.wav
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#181081 - 08/07/06 04:26 PM
Re: Guess the movie
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Quote:
Here's an easy one. Two quotes for your viewing/listening pleasure.
"You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?"
"So they can breathe."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panic breaths. Suddenly, you become euphoric. Docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergeny water landing, six hundred miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
listen
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/CalmAsHinduCows.wav
"Hey man, what are you reading?"
"Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 'I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing.' There's a whole series of these. 'I am Jill's Nipple.' 'I am Jack's colon.'"
"Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack."
listen
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/WrittenByAnOrgan.wav
Did Meatloaf have Tits in that movie? Edward Norton slept with Helena Bonham-Carter and didn't remember it.
Which line was used? "I haven't been fucked like that since kindergarten," or "I want to have your abortion"?
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#181082 - 08/25/06 06:24 PM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. "
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#181087 - 08/31/06 12:15 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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"You seem to be very much at home here, Mr. Roper."
I'll drop a couple more if this is too obscure. Good luck my friends.
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#181088 - 08/31/06 11:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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Enter the Dragon.
Obscure, I don't think so.
"I hate them for making hate necessary, and I'll do what I can to end it. "
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