This one's a fairly easy one, but it's probably my favorite line in all moviedom:
"Will you get out of here. Will you
get out of here. Will you. I'm
trying to run an office here. Will
you go to lunch? Go to lunch.
WILL you GO to LUNCH?"
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."