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Who can ever forget Commando. Arnold as Matrix carrying that log on his shoulder during the intro like it was nothing, young Alyssa Milano in those jean overalls

And Rae Dawn Chong!




Here are some of my favorites:

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Billy! Billy! I was licking my wife out last night and I said, "Damn you got a big pussy. Damn you got a big pussy!" She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't!"



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A: 22...22... [gunfire] 27!
B: Any trouble, boy?!
A: No old man. Thought I had trouble with my adding. It's OK now.



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Mc*******, also known as "Dr. Hook" for his scalpel-like prowess with his stick, has been known to carve a man's eye out with a flick of the wrist!