This movie killed me the first time I saw it. These quotes are a big reason why. They are a peek of what was to come from this very funny comedian. Ah man, listening to these audioclips crack my ass up.

"William, move your head. Look at the size o' that boy's head."
"Shhh."
"I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick."
"Shhh, you're gonna give the boy a complex."
"Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system. Head! Move!"

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"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper, if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about."
"Shhh."
"I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts... Uh, that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."

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