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#180979 - 07/28/06 11:04 PM
Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I want to preface this post with: I'm very drunk and sun burned. I don't know why being sun burned factors in to this, but it does, so take it for what it's worth. In my current state this sounds like a lot of fun but it may degenerate into a thread of boredom and nonresponse, nevertheless I will forage on. I provide a quote and you guess the movie. I hope my first choice isn't too easy. I just watched this movie again today and enjoyed it immensely. So, without further delay here we go. "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only." "No fucking shit, lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" And here is a .wav file so you can listen to the quote from the movie. http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/OrderingAPizza.wavThis makes the quiz much more easy being that you will most likely recognize the voice and thereby be able to guess the movie. So, try to solve the riddle without using the .wav file. The first person to guess correctly wins a guest spot on ksex radio and a free temporary Miami Dolphins tattoo. Good luck! 
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#180982 - 07/28/06 11:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Congratulations Loopnode! Good job. I almost excluded you from the contest because I know you are a cinematic savant, but your contribution is very appreciated. Your ksex invitation and Miami Dolphins temporary tattoo are in the mail. The next round will be coming shortly. Loopnode, I encourage you to defend your title.
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#180983 - 07/28/06 11:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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weeeeeeee
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#180984 - 07/29/06 12:09 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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This one is too easy, but I can't help it I just love this movie. It's so easy that I'm going to give two quotes so everyone can click and listen. "Everyone get ready for the rollercoaster ride that is 'GUESS------THE-------MOVIE'" Enjoy! "Listen to me. Now lookit, when you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie. You know? The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's comin' from okay? You're a bad man, you're a bad man, you're a bad man. Bad man." .wav file http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/GuyInTheRatedRMovie.wav"She lookin' at me now?" "No." "How 'bout now, is she lookin' over here now?" "No." "What about now, is she lookin' now?" "No, she's not lookin' at you dude. Will you quit askin' me if she's lookin' at you? She hasn't looked at you... wait, she just looked." "See what I'm sayin' man?" .wav file http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/SheLookingAtMeNow.wav The winner of this contest will receive an all expenses paid trip to JM Studios located in sunny Chatsworth CA where you will be degraded daily.
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#180985 - 07/29/06 12:12 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Hrm.. it'll probably be unfair if I answer this again... being that nobody else has had a chance.. so I'll let a few others give it a go!
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#180987 - 07/29/06 12:33 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Okay. This ones for you King.
"Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter."
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#180989 - 07/29/06 12:56 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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HAHA thats funny. Total Recall.
Ok, here's one. Not too tough..
"Hi, Curly... kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
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#180991 - 07/29/06 01:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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AAHH...I'm stumped. I know I should know it by the Curly reference but I'll be damned I can't think of it. Curly...Curly...I got nothin. What is it?
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#180993 - 07/29/06 01:11 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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AAAAAAHHHH.....Jack Palance and Billy Crystal in City Slickers that was a good movie. God, I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Palance and Crystal worked well together in that movie, funny stuff.
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#180994 - 07/29/06 01:15 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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This movie killed me the first time I saw it. These quotes are a big reason why. They are a peek of what was to come from this very funny comedian. Ah man, listening to these audioclips crack my ass up. "William, move your head. Look at the size o' that boy's head." "Shhh." "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick." "Shhh, you're gonna give the boy a complex." "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system. Head! Move!" .wav http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/Head!Move!.wav"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper, if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about." "Shhh." "I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts... Uh, that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow." .wav http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/Head!Paper!Now!.wav
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#180995 - 07/29/06 01:26 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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'So I Married An Axe Murderer'.
Now, let's see if you, or anyone else, can get this one. This one will let me know who watches what, and thus determine how far these quotes can go. Sorry I don't have a voice sample but the actress who plays the girl only did about 2 movies anyway. I'll quote the entire scene to jog memories.
Girl "You wanna fuck me?"
Boy "Yeah..."
Girl "what else do you wanna do?"
Boy "I wanna do everything!"
Girl "Close your eyes."
Boy "What?!!"
Girl "Close your eyes.. c'mon"
*spits in the guys mouth and giggles.
*girl procedes to felate boy.
*dad arrives home and walks in...
Dad "Ohhhhh my GOD!"
Boy "Shit SHit Shit"
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#180996 - 07/29/06 01:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say Natural Born Killers. That's the best I got.
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#180997 - 07/29/06 02:06 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Nope!
*hint: Girl's name is also the name of a Fruit, and she dated the director. Also, the number of my posts, should suggest to you how old this girl is.
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#180999 - 07/29/06 02:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Roman Rapido
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#181000 - 07/29/06 02:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Good try, but no. Here's another bonus hint, from the same movie.
Boy: "Can I eat you out?"
Milf "Not now... I'm folding... but you can help me out!"
Eminem tried out for this movie, but was denied. Now you know the target audience!
Good luck!
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#181001 - 07/29/06 03:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This one is too easy, but I can't help it I just love this movie. It's so easy that I'm going to give two quotes so everyone can click and listen. "Everyone get ready for the rollercoaster ride that is 'GUESS------THE-------MOVIE'" Enjoy!
"Listen to me. Now lookit, when you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie. You know? The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's comin' from okay? You're a bad man, you're a bad man, you're a bad man. Bad man."
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http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/GuyInTheRatedRMovie.wav
"She lookin' at me now?"
"No."
"How 'bout now, is she lookin' over here now?"
"No."
"What about now, is she lookin' now?"
"No, she's not lookin' at you dude. Will you quit askin' me if she's lookin' at you? She hasn't looked at you... wait, she just looked."
"See what I'm sayin' man?"
.wav file
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/SheLookingAtMeNow.wav
The winner of this contest will receive an all expenses paid trip to JM Studios located in sunny Chatsworth CA where you will be degraded daily.
SWINGERS
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#181003 - 07/29/06 03:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Thanks, King! But leave to me to win something I've already had. I suck.
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#181004 - 07/29/06 03:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned for the movie and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Edited by TonyMalice (07/29/06 04:02 AM)
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#181005 - 07/29/06 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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These two quotes need to be resolved before we move on to more movie fun. Anyone know? Have a go. #1 from Loopnode Quote:
Now, let's see if you, or anyone else, can get this one. This one will let me know who watches what, and thus determine how far these quotes can go. Sorry I don't have a voice sample but the actress who plays the girl only did about 2 movies anyway. I'll quote the entire scene to jog memories.
Girl "You wanna fuck me?"
Boy "Yeah..."
Girl "what else do you wanna do?"
Boy "I wanna do everything!"
Girl "Close your eyes."
Boy "What?!!"
Girl "Close your eyes.. c'mon"
*spits in the guys mouth and giggles.
*girl procedes to felate boy.
*dad arrives home and walks in...
Dad "Ohhhhh my GOD!"
Boy "Shit SHit Shit"
*hint: Girl's name is also the name of a Fruit, and she dated the director. Also, the number of my posts, should suggest to you how old this girl is. 1983
Boy: "Can I eat you out?"
Milf "Not now... I'm folding... but you can help me out!"
Eminem tried out for this movie, but was denied. Now you know the target audience!
#2 from Gia Jordan
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Good luck!
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#181008 - 07/29/06 05:02 AM
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned for the movie and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Heathers?
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#181015 - 07/29/06 11:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Tombstone baby, Chico we like the same movies "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
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#181017 - 07/29/06 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Right- Conan the Barbarian is the only movie you will ever need to teach you about life, screw all that Star Trek BS
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#181018 - 07/29/06 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Who can ever forget Commando. Arnold as Matrix carrying that log on his shoulder during the intro like it was nothing, young Alyssa Milano in those jean overalls
And Rae Dawn Chong!
 
Here are some of my favorites:
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Billy! Billy! I was licking my wife out last night and I said, "Damn you got a big pussy. Damn you got a big pussy!" She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't!"
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A: 22...22... [gunfire] 27!
B: Any trouble, boy?!
A: No old man. Thought I had trouble with my adding. It's OK now.
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Mc*******, also known as "Dr. Hook" for his scalpel-like prowess with his stick, has been known to carve a man's eye out with a flick of the wrist!
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#181019 - 07/29/06 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Nice one. Predator.
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#181020 - 07/29/06 12:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Okay yeah mine was easy, sorry.  How about this one: Why don't we stop all the bullshit and get to the point? You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get $500 an hour. How much do you get? I get $400 for a straight lay, $300 for a hand job and $500 for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another $100. You take them home, Mr. MacMillan, that's another $100. No whips, no ropes, no spikes. I've got liquor and grass. Anything else, you bring your own. It works like this: You call me up, we make a date, I look you over and IF I like you... we make a deal. And, darlin' I am worth the trouble. Take my word for it, if you want the best. Do you want the best, Mr. MacMillan? I am talking about taking your body to heaven and sending your mind south. I'm talking about spoiling you so bad... you'll hate every other woman you touch. I'm talking about my mouth on your mouth and my tongue anywhere you want it. I'm talking about indulging your every fantasy and then giving you those fantasies one by one. Just for you. All for you. Nobody but you. Do you get all that, darling? Would you like that, baby? Do you get what I'm telling you?
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#181022 - 07/29/06 12:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I think his idea was that I kill you. But you know, the pity is, when I'm paid......I always follow my job through. You know that.
The Professional?
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#181024 - 07/29/06 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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This one's a fairly easy one, but it's probably my favorite line in all moviedom:
"Will you get out of here. Will you
get out of here. Will you. I'm
trying to run an office here. Will
you go to lunch? Go to lunch.
WILL you GO to LUNCH?"
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#181027 - 07/29/06 12:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Good guess, but no. Your really, really close Willie. Its practically staring at you.
Fistful of Dollars?
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