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#180979 - 07/28/06 11:04 PM
Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I want to preface this post with: I'm very drunk and sun burned. I don't know why being sun burned factors in to this, but it does, so take it for what it's worth. In my current state this sounds like a lot of fun but it may degenerate into a thread of boredom and nonresponse, nevertheless I will forage on. I provide a quote and you guess the movie. I hope my first choice isn't too easy. I just watched this movie again today and enjoyed it immensely. So, without further delay here we go. "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only." "No fucking shit, lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" And here is a .wav file so you can listen to the quote from the movie. http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/OrderingAPizza.wavThis makes the quiz much more easy being that you will most likely recognize the voice and thereby be able to guess the movie. So, try to solve the riddle without using the .wav file. The first person to guess correctly wins a guest spot on ksex radio and a free temporary Miami Dolphins tattoo. Good luck! 
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#180982 - 07/28/06 11:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Congratulations Loopnode! Good job. I almost excluded you from the contest because I know you are a cinematic savant, but your contribution is very appreciated. Your ksex invitation and Miami Dolphins temporary tattoo are in the mail. The next round will be coming shortly. Loopnode, I encourage you to defend your title.
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#180983 - 07/28/06 11:41 PM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
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weeeeeeee
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#180984 - 07/29/06 12:09 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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This one is too easy, but I can't help it I just love this movie. It's so easy that I'm going to give two quotes so everyone can click and listen. "Everyone get ready for the rollercoaster ride that is 'GUESS------THE-------MOVIE'" Enjoy! "Listen to me. Now lookit, when you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie. You know? The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's comin' from okay? You're a bad man, you're a bad man, you're a bad man. Bad man." .wav file http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/GuyInTheRatedRMovie.wav"She lookin' at me now?" "No." "How 'bout now, is she lookin' over here now?" "No." "What about now, is she lookin' now?" "No, she's not lookin' at you dude. Will you quit askin' me if she's lookin' at you? She hasn't looked at you... wait, she just looked." "See what I'm sayin' man?" .wav file http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/SheLookingAtMeNow.wav The winner of this contest will receive an all expenses paid trip to JM Studios located in sunny Chatsworth CA where you will be degraded daily.
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#180985 - 07/29/06 12:12 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Hrm.. it'll probably be unfair if I answer this again... being that nobody else has had a chance.. so I'll let a few others give it a go!
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#180987 - 07/29/06 12:33 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Okay. This ones for you King.
"Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter."
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#180989 - 07/29/06 12:56 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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HAHA thats funny. Total Recall.
Ok, here's one. Not too tough..
"Hi, Curly... kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
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#180991 - 07/29/06 01:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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AAHH...I'm stumped. I know I should know it by the Curly reference but I'll be damned I can't think of it. Curly...Curly...I got nothin. What is it?
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#180993 - 07/29/06 01:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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AAAAAAHHHH.....Jack Palance and Billy Crystal in City Slickers that was a good movie. God, I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Palance and Crystal worked well together in that movie, funny stuff.
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#180994 - 07/29/06 01:15 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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This movie killed me the first time I saw it. These quotes are a big reason why. They are a peek of what was to come from this very funny comedian. Ah man, listening to these audioclips crack my ass up. "William, move your head. Look at the size o' that boy's head." "Shhh." "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick." "Shhh, you're gonna give the boy a complex." "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system. Head! Move!" .wav http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/Head!Move!.wav"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper, if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about." "Shhh." "I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts... Uh, that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow." .wav http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/Head!Paper!Now!.wav
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#180995 - 07/29/06 01:26 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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'So I Married An Axe Murderer'.
Now, let's see if you, or anyone else, can get this one. This one will let me know who watches what, and thus determine how far these quotes can go. Sorry I don't have a voice sample but the actress who plays the girl only did about 2 movies anyway. I'll quote the entire scene to jog memories.
Girl "You wanna fuck me?"
Boy "Yeah..."
Girl "what else do you wanna do?"
Boy "I wanna do everything!"
Girl "Close your eyes."
Boy "What?!!"
Girl "Close your eyes.. c'mon"
*spits in the guys mouth and giggles.
*girl procedes to felate boy.
*dad arrives home and walks in...
Dad "Ohhhhh my GOD!"
Boy "Shit SHit Shit"
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#180996 - 07/29/06 01:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say Natural Born Killers. That's the best I got.
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#180997 - 07/29/06 02:06 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Nope!
*hint: Girl's name is also the name of a Fruit, and she dated the director. Also, the number of my posts, should suggest to you how old this girl is.
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#180999 - 07/29/06 02:24 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Roman Rapido
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#181000 - 07/29/06 02:25 AM
Re: Guess the movie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Good try, but no. Here's another bonus hint, from the same movie.
Boy: "Can I eat you out?"
Milf "Not now... I'm folding... but you can help me out!"
Eminem tried out for this movie, but was denied. Now you know the target audience!
Good luck!
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#181001 - 07/29/06 03:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This one is too easy, but I can't help it I just love this movie. It's so easy that I'm going to give two quotes so everyone can click and listen. "Everyone get ready for the rollercoaster ride that is 'GUESS------THE-------MOVIE'" Enjoy!
"Listen to me. Now lookit, when you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie. You know? The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's comin' from okay? You're a bad man, you're a bad man, you're a bad man. Bad man."
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http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/GuyInTheRatedRMovie.wav
"She lookin' at me now?"
"No."
"How 'bout now, is she lookin' over here now?"
"No."
"What about now, is she lookin' now?"
"No, she's not lookin' at you dude. Will you quit askin' me if she's lookin' at you? She hasn't looked at you... wait, she just looked."
"See what I'm sayin' man?"
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http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/SheLookingAtMeNow.wav
The winner of this contest will receive an all expenses paid trip to JM Studios located in sunny Chatsworth CA where you will be degraded daily.
SWINGERS
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#181003 - 07/29/06 03:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Thanks, King! But leave to me to win something I've already had. I suck.
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#181004 - 07/29/06 03:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned for the movie and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Edited by TonyMalice (07/29/06 04:02 AM)
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#181005 - 07/29/06 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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These two quotes need to be resolved before we move on to more movie fun. Anyone know? Have a go. #1 from Loopnode Quote:
Now, let's see if you, or anyone else, can get this one. This one will let me know who watches what, and thus determine how far these quotes can go. Sorry I don't have a voice sample but the actress who plays the girl only did about 2 movies anyway. I'll quote the entire scene to jog memories.
Girl "You wanna fuck me?"
Boy "Yeah..."
Girl "what else do you wanna do?"
Boy "I wanna do everything!"
Girl "Close your eyes."
Boy "What?!!"
Girl "Close your eyes.. c'mon"
*spits in the guys mouth and giggles.
*girl procedes to felate boy.
*dad arrives home and walks in...
Dad "Ohhhhh my GOD!"
Boy "Shit SHit Shit"
*hint: Girl's name is also the name of a Fruit, and she dated the director. Also, the number of my posts, should suggest to you how old this girl is. 1983
Boy: "Can I eat you out?"
Milf "Not now... I'm folding... but you can help me out!"
Eminem tried out for this movie, but was denied. Now you know the target audience!
#2 from Gia Jordan
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Good luck!
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#181008 - 07/29/06 05:02 AM
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Guess this movie. Hint: Brad Pitt auditioned for the movie and was turned down.
"My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Heathers?
CORRECTAMUNDO! Ding, ding, ding! Chico T, you're an emerging super pimp agent and a smart cookie. You've won yourself a purse full of anti-depressants and a shopping spree from Saks Fifth Avenue. Only problem is, the security at Saks doesn't know the clothes you're leaving out the door with has been paid for by this contest. Run!
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#181015 - 07/29/06 11:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Tombstone baby, Chico we like the same movies "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
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#181017 - 07/29/06 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Right- Conan the Barbarian is the only movie you will ever need to teach you about life, screw all that Star Trek BS
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#181018 - 07/29/06 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Who can ever forget Commando. Arnold as Matrix carrying that log on his shoulder during the intro like it was nothing, young Alyssa Milano in those jean overalls
And Rae Dawn Chong!
 
Here are some of my favorites:
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Billy! Billy! I was licking my wife out last night and I said, "Damn you got a big pussy. Damn you got a big pussy!" She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't!"
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A: 22...22... [gunfire] 27!
B: Any trouble, boy?!
A: No old man. Thought I had trouble with my adding. It's OK now.
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Mc*******, also known as "Dr. Hook" for his scalpel-like prowess with his stick, has been known to carve a man's eye out with a flick of the wrist!
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#181019 - 07/29/06 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Nice one. Predator.
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#181020 - 07/29/06 12:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Okay yeah mine was easy, sorry.  How about this one: Why don't we stop all the bullshit and get to the point? You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get $500 an hour. How much do you get? I get $400 for a straight lay, $300 for a hand job and $500 for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another $100. You take them home, Mr. MacMillan, that's another $100. No whips, no ropes, no spikes. I've got liquor and grass. Anything else, you bring your own. It works like this: You call me up, we make a date, I look you over and IF I like you... we make a deal. And, darlin' I am worth the trouble. Take my word for it, if you want the best. Do you want the best, Mr. MacMillan? I am talking about taking your body to heaven and sending your mind south. I'm talking about spoiling you so bad... you'll hate every other woman you touch. I'm talking about my mouth on your mouth and my tongue anywhere you want it. I'm talking about indulging your every fantasy and then giving you those fantasies one by one. Just for you. All for you. Nobody but you. Do you get all that, darling? Would you like that, baby? Do you get what I'm telling you?
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#181022 - 07/29/06 12:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I think his idea was that I kill you. But you know, the pity is, when I'm paid......I always follow my job through. You know that.
The Professional?
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#181024 - 07/29/06 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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This one's a fairly easy one, but it's probably my favorite line in all moviedom:
"Will you get out of here. Will you
get out of here. Will you. I'm
trying to run an office here. Will
you go to lunch? Go to lunch.
WILL you GO to LUNCH?"
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#181027 - 07/29/06 12:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Good guess, but no. Your really, really close Willie. Its practically staring at you.
Fistful of Dollars?
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#181029 - 07/29/06 12:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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You, Renfield are clearly Nuts.  No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor
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#181030 - 07/29/06 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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You, Renfield are clearly Nuts.
No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor
 Very good sir.
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#181032 - 07/29/06 12:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Okay one more:
Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.
Blazing Saddles! "I come back here and you're all dancing like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
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#181043 - 07/29/06 02:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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When I close my eyes . . . I see this thing,
a sign . . . I see this name in bright blue neon
lights with a purple outline. And this name
is so bright and so sharp that the sign --
it just blows up because the name is so powerful . . . .
Is that Boogie Nites? 
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#181045 - 07/29/06 07:01 PM
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Dang, I'm late to the party! I was out golfin' Troon today (don't ask), and I didn't even melt.
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#181046 - 07/29/06 07:18 PM
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#181049 - 07/29/06 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#181050 - 07/29/06 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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 I'm dumbfounded trying to figure our Loops movie. So, my only recourse is to carry on and post a new movie quote. This movie I initially thought was going to be awful, but after I saw it I was pleasantly surprised and found it quite entertaining.
"If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill you, you understand?"
"Could we define 'fag'? Because some feelings may come up-"
"I go fag, you die."
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The winner of this installment of "Guess the Movie" will win a lifetime supply of "Dignity Extractors".(Dignity sold separately) Good luck!
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#181051 - 07/29/06 11:13 PM
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#181053 - 07/29/06 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Okay, here's another clue. I'm surprised nobody's got it yet.
Dad: Your going to be a punk aren't you?
Son: What's it to you?
Dad: I'm your father. Pull your pants up and wear them right. I look at you like that, and I feel sick. My stomach actually feels sick. I get up in the morning, I see you, and I get off to a bad day. Because I'm ashamed. Your mother thinks you're a fairy.
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#181054 - 07/30/06 12:12 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
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Ah ha, its the same guy who did Kids, right?
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#181055 - 07/30/06 12:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yep! You know the name, right?
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#181056 - 07/30/06 12:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Its a name....Ken Park?
Damn, this one had been bothering me all day.
Edited by redish (07/30/06 12:38 AM)
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#181057 - 07/30/06 12:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Weeeeeeeee you got it!
Okay.. here's another goodie. Get this and we take this trivia the whole way. G'luck kids.
"Here's to my father.. cheers! A rapist and a murderer"
And here's another hint.. Sharon Stone was raving about this flick when it first came out. And if you know Sharon, she don't rave.
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#181058 - 07/30/06 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Festen?
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#181059 - 07/30/06 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Nice one King. I'm very impressed. If I ever meet you in person drinks are on me!
Now let's take the show on the road.
Man: You said I didn't have to live like before.. that I didn't have to go to the camps.
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Man: So where are they taking me?"
Woman: You had the privilage of sleeping with a German woman."
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#181061 - 07/30/06 01:43 AM
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#181063 - 07/30/06 02:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Close Chico Travieso. You've got the right time period and genre. But I'm afraid this ones a little more less mainstream.
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#181073 - 07/30/06 03:52 AM
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I believe it's that movie where the kid refuses to grow up during WWII but I can't remember the name of the movie, I think it was all in Black and White.
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#181074 - 07/30/06 11:45 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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Ilsa ?
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#181075 - 07/30/06 12:01 PM
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#181076 - 07/30/06 02:21 PM
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#181080 - 08/05/06 03:39 AM
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Here's an easy one. Two quotes for your viewing/listening pleasure. "You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?" "So they can breathe." "Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panic breaths. Suddenly, you become euphoric. Docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergeny water landing, six hundred miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows." listen http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/CalmAsHinduCows.wav"Hey man, what are you reading?" "Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 'I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing.' There's a whole series of these. 'I am Jill's Nipple.' 'I am Jack's colon.'" "Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack." listen http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/WrittenByAnOrgan.wav
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#181081 - 08/07/06 04:26 PM
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Quote:
Here's an easy one. Two quotes for your viewing/listening pleasure.
"You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?"
"So they can breathe."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panic breaths. Suddenly, you become euphoric. Docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergeny water landing, six hundred miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
listen
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/CalmAsHinduCows.wav
"Hey man, what are you reading?"
"Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 'I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing.' There's a whole series of these. 'I am Jill's Nipple.' 'I am Jack's colon.'"
"Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack."
listen
http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/WrittenByAnOrgan.wav
Did Meatloaf have Tits in that movie? Edward Norton slept with Helena Bonham-Carter and didn't remember it.
Which line was used? "I haven't been fucked like that since kindergarten," or "I want to have your abortion"?
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#181082 - 08/25/06 06:24 PM
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"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. "
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#181087 - 08/31/06 12:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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"You seem to be very much at home here, Mr. Roper."
I'll drop a couple more if this is too obscure. Good luck my friends.
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#181088 - 08/31/06 11:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Enter the Dragon.
Obscure, I don't think so.
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