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#180835 - 07/28/06 02:12 PM I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
THE GIRLS WERE SO UGLY IT MADE ME A FAG!!!!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#180836 - 07/28/06 03:53 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Not only is jamesn back, but he's already back to his best!

Let us hope that Arab and the Monkey soon follow suit!

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#180837 - 07/28/06 05:56 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

THE GIRLS WERE SO UGLY IT MADE ME A FAG!!!!





Why do you belittle and badger this woman so, sir? She is only a few pornographically burned bridges away from being the beloved Karen Black, sir.


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#180838 - 07/28/06 06:22 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
just make this into a pornographic movie and i'll buy tape fuckers

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#180839 - 07/28/06 06:23 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i could actually get into self-abuse if she was in the mix instead of brandon's herpes
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#180840 - 07/30/06 07:21 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
matt norcal Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
Quote:

THE GIRLS WERE SO UGLY IT MADE ME A FAG!!!!

dude you were born a cock sucking fagget, blaiming it on pxp is just a cover up for your homosexuality.


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#180841 - 07/30/06 07:52 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Thanks for watching. We appreciate it.
I mean, Lisa Sparxxx and Katie Ray have worked for dozens of companies. To single us out in general (and my movie, Baker's Dozen #7, in particular) makes us feel privileged.

Not sure why you felt the need to suck cock but we have a live-and-let-live policy. Whatever floats your boat, my friend.

Now, don't you have other shit-talking threads to start? You're falling behind in your "work." Good luck with that, man. I'm sure it'll take you far.

Now don't do anything crazy after seeing this pic. It's Katie's face loaded up with 18 sticky ones. It's the most recent update to covermyface.com. Enjoy!


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#180842 - 07/31/06 06:23 AM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Brandon, if I were to go to the next porn convention and was able to tag you with a tranquilizer dart, does it count? Will you still have to show me where your pot of gold is hidden?

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#180843 - 07/31/06 03:16 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
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Hey, Barney Fefe. How's it going?


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#180844 - 07/31/06 07:09 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Height jokes and name jokes.....you guys are hilarious. Any knock-knock jokes, you junior Jim Carreys?

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#180845 - 07/31/06 08:06 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Knock knock

Who's there?

Herpes

No thanks, already have it.

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#180846 - 07/31/06 08:16 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Height jokes and name jokes.....you guys are hilarious. Any knock-knock jokes, you junior Jim Carreys?




Yeah, you're right. Those jokes aren't all that funny.

But they are funnier than spreading STDs, shithead.

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#180847 - 07/31/06 09:28 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Herpes

No thanks, already have it.





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#180848 - 08/01/06 12:51 AM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
This is what I don't get.....exactly WHO has got an STD from me? Be specific...or continue with the short jokes. They have the whole internet cracking up with belly laughs.

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#180849 - 08/02/06 10:53 AM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
YES!

Quote:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Herpes

No thanks, already have it.


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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#180850 - 08/02/06 12:56 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

This is what I don't get.....exactly WHO has got an STD from me? Be specific...or continue with the short jokes. They have the whole internet cracking up with belly laughs.


Do you mean jokes that are short in length, or jokes about your height, 'cause I hear you don't have to bend over to fellate TT.

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#180851 - 08/02/06 02:04 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
TT Boy: Knock knock

Willie: Who's there?

TT Boy. I hear you are talking shit as per usual. I'm going to put my fist through your face.

(Sounds of deadbolts being turned inside door.)

Willie: Sorry, but I prefer all my confrontations to be done online. It's just my way. Please go away, Mr. TT.

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#180852 - 08/02/06 02:12 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
knock knock

who's there?

arn-cha

arn-cha who?

arn-cha sad you have herpes?

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#180853 - 08/02/06 02:37 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Please sit quietly and allow Willie to respond. Like a petulant child, you are always interrupting. It's not your turn, son. Go back and sit in the corner.

Willie? Willie??

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#180854 - 08/02/06 02:38 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days



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#180855 - 08/02/06 02:44 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ha Ha you're banned!

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#180856 - 08/02/06 05:22 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

TT Boy: Knock knock

Willie: Who's there?

TT Boy. I hear you are talking shit as per usual. I'm going to put my fist through your face.

(Sounds of deadbolts being turned inside door.)

Willie: Sorry, but I prefer all my confrontations to be done online. It's just my way. Please go away, Mr. TT.


Dude, that doesn't make a lick of sense. TT is cool as far as I'm concerned. See, you started with the height thing and.....awwwww screwit, you have no brainpower. You wish you had TT's pimp hand but herpes has left you with

And to be fair, I'll even even refrain from piling on until you are out of porn talk jail. Just fire up a few of your "friends."

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#180857 - 11/11/06 07:42 AM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i missed this somehow
Quote:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Herpes

No thanks, already have it.


_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#180858 - 11/12/06 03:01 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
kwik nasty Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/05/06
Posts: 26
that girl got lazy eye.

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#180859 - 12/28/06 12:02 PM Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
great post

Quote:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Herpes

No thanks, already have it.


_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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