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#180836 - 07/28/06 03:53 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Not only is jamesn back, but he's already back to his best! Let us hope that Arab and the Monkey soon follow suit!
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#180837 - 07/28/06 05:56 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#180840 - 07/30/06 07:21 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
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THE GIRLS WERE SO UGLY IT MADE ME A FAG!!!!
dude you were born a cock sucking fagget, blaiming it on pxp is just a cover up for your homosexuality.
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#180841 - 07/30/06 07:52 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Thanks for watching. We appreciate it.
I mean, Lisa Sparxxx and Katie Ray have worked for dozens of companies. To single us out in general (and my movie, Baker's Dozen #7, in particular) makes us feel privileged.
Not sure why you felt the need to suck cock but we have a live-and-let-live policy. Whatever floats your boat, my friend.
Now, don't you have other shit-talking threads to start? You're falling behind in your "work." Good luck with that, man. I'm sure it'll take you far.
Now don't do anything crazy after seeing this pic. It's Katie's face loaded up with 18 sticky ones. It's the most recent update to covermyface.com. Enjoy!
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#180842 - 07/31/06 06:23 AM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Brandon, if I were to go to the next porn convention and was able to tag you with a tranquilizer dart, does it count? Will you still have to show me where your pot of gold is hidden?
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#180845 - 07/31/06 08:06 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Herpes
No thanks, already have it.
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#180846 - 07/31/06 08:16 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Height jokes and name jokes.....you guys are hilarious. Any knock-knock jokes, you junior Jim Carreys?
Yeah, you're right. Those jokes aren't all that funny.
But they are funnier than spreading STDs, shithead.
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#180847 - 07/31/06 09:28 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Herpes
No thanks, already have it.
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#180849 - 08/02/06 10:53 AM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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YES! Quote:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Herpes
No thanks, already have it.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#180850 - 08/02/06 12:56 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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This is what I don't get.....exactly WHO has got an STD from me? Be specific...or continue with the short jokes. They have the whole internet cracking up with belly laughs.
Do you mean jokes that are short in length, or jokes about your height, 'cause I hear you don't have to bend over to fellate TT.
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#180852 - 08/02/06 02:12 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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knock knock
who's there?
arn-cha
arn-cha who?
arn-cha sad you have herpes?
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#180855 - 08/02/06 02:44 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#180856 - 08/02/06 05:22 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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TT Boy: Knock knock
Willie: Who's there?
TT Boy. I hear you are talking shit as per usual. I'm going to put my fist through your face.
(Sounds of deadbolts being turned inside door.)
Willie: Sorry, but I prefer all my confrontations to be done online. It's just my way. Please go away, Mr. TT.
Dude, that doesn't make a lick of sense. TT is cool as far as I'm concerned. See, you started with the height thing and.....awwwww screwit, you have no brainpower. You wish you had TT's pimp hand but herpes has left you with
And to be fair, I'll even even refrain from piling on until you are out of porn talk jail. Just fire up a few of your "friends."
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#180857 - 11/11/06 07:42 AM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i missed this somehow Quote:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Herpes
No thanks, already have it.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#180858 - 11/12/06 03:01 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/05/06
Posts: 26
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#180859 - 12/28/06 12:02 PM
Re: I WATCHED A PXP MOVIE AND SUCKED COCK LATER!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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great post Quote:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Herpes
No thanks, already have it.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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booger: That was quality material. Very above marginal
booger: patiently waiting for the mugshot posts, which I anticipate being quality material
TFerguson: Where does he find the mugshots and stories that go with them?
Max Rhino: I google the name and "arrest" and the city if possible
Max Rhino: mugshots.com used to have a ton of mugshots, not so much anymore
Max Rhino: Lots of ways, including news stories and inmate penpal websites
booger: sorry, i see now that it is
booger: Excellent additions to the Honor Roll
Max Rhino: Mugshot Mania today! 7 new ladies!
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