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#180775 - 07/28/06 01:26 PM
i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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and post the results. not from aim. i'll send cash to have them done in a credible fashion, scan them and post them.
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#180776 - 07/28/06 01:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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warts too, btw.
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#180777 - 07/28/06 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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and honestly, have you ever cancelled a shoot because there was something weird growing on your genitals or not? i know the truth, ruth. don't lie.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#180778 - 07/28/06 01:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I knew it. So it is true about weaving bonds of love from viral strains.
Seriously though- canceling shoots because of a growth? What, did you think no one would fucking notice? You'd just keep your good side turned to the camera?
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#180779 - 07/28/06 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#180780 - 07/28/06 01:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.
Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?
How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....
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#180781 - 07/28/06 02:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.
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#180784 - 07/28/06 04:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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steve holmes eats their dirty underwear and beats off to it. horrific.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#180785 - 07/28/06 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.
Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?
How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....
He's been suitcase pimping his country-mate Lara Roxx when he's not busy infecting Porn Valley through his whore-proxy.
Even the Khmer Rouge wasn't so brutal.
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#180787 - 07/28/06 08:56 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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ok enough enough with all this open sore talk.
its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.
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#180788 - 07/28/06 09:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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is she still oozing? i demand her pov
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#180789 - 07/28/06 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.
What if it's the other way around...and it's a "no pooper" whore like Hailey or Avy Scott (who is very nice, BTW).
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#180793 - 07/28/06 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.

http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f
Fine! Use another non-anal whore, like that blonde chick.......Kelly... is it "Welles" or "Wells?"
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#180794 - 07/28/06 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#180797 - 07/28/06 11:25 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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How much of that $100 goes to the token husband?
Just askin' [/quote
Ahem!! ALL OF IT!!! duhhhh 
Hey Willie... so uhh... how 'bout them babies? Got a coat hanger for Alyssa?
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#180800 - 07/29/06 09:17 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I stopped taking responsibility for idiots a long time ago. I come to work, make the girls look and feel as beautiful as I can, take some good photos and go home. I used to want to save the world, but I'm over that now. I got my own sanity to keep in check.
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#180802 - 07/29/06 03:36 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set
We don't shoot solo bj sets so I'd send the girl home with nothing. Once a new girl showed up to my set with full blown herpes on her mouth-- when I asked her what was up she just seemed confused and said she woke up with it this morning and had no idea what happened to her. I had to gently explain that she'd contracted herpes-- probably from whatever scene she had done last week. The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.
I have herpes simplex type 1 ( mouth variety ). I got it when I was little - our school must have had outbreaks of every illness known to humans! I haven't had any sores for a while but if I do I don't think i'd go to work ( Mainly I just feel self conscious about it ) let alone a photoshoot!!
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#180803 - 07/30/06 01:08 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
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It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!
Thank you sir. I appreciate the good thoughts. I'm planning on Quinne welcoming me into her abode in a manner similar to this picture.
Is this girl in porn?
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#180811 - 08/04/06 04:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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A professional diary is a wonderful thing, especially so you can either laugh your own, or others', ass off (or in your line of business, gross the fuck out of them) when reading it 30 years from now. It makes for some good reading when you think shit has gotten too good  , or just plain sucks beyond belief.  Quote:
It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#180812 - 08/04/06 04:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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And besides, she got nice titties, too!  Quote:
Quinne is a wholesome, kind hearted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Quinne is everything that is right with the world.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#180813 - 08/04/06 05:30 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?
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#180815 - 08/04/06 07:09 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?
Yes.
nice cans.
i think she looks better with clothes on though king, and can see why those are the shots you normally post. carry on, i'm off to work.
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#180817 - 08/06/06 04:59 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i can't believe i didn't notice i wrote close instead of clothes, i'm going to go shoot myself in the face with a nailgun.
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