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#180740 - 07/28/06 01:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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willie-this is reeeeel reeeel good man.
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#180743 - 07/28/06 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#180746 - 07/28/06 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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#180749 - 07/29/06 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I took 6 months but theres finally been a good post monkey era thread, which reminds me its time for my daily 30 minute "im the greatest chant" in my mirror room by myself, again Nice job willie, you bought this sinking ship a little more time but don't get too comfortable as i just saw some dude in a chair with wheels rolling around with a drill in his hand looking closely at the bottom of the boat.
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#180750 - 07/29/06 06:51 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Who needs it the most?
this is the work of someone with no job or social life
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#180751 - 07/29/06 07:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's brilliant son, now someone find that kyoto picture
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#180752 - 07/29/06 07:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
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I took 6 months but theres finally been a good post monkey era thread, which reminds me its time for my daily 30 minute "im the greatest chant" in my mirror room by myself, again
Nice job willie, you bought this sinking ship a little more time but don't get too comfortable as i just saw some dude in a chair with wheels rolling around with a drill in his hand looking closely at the bottom of the boat.
Fine post Willie, if you could actually produce such a "thing", as a gag gift/item ala "Spencer Gifts", I know people would buy them at porn shows and conventions...especially with clueless porn whores pitching them at a booth to the fanbots like Kyoto who finally works up the nerve to approach Jenna Jameson and offer to "Surgically Extract her Dignity....TRUST ME! You wont feel a thing! I am the greatest Dignity Extractor since Doctor Max Tusion...!!!!"
Only chance I would ever actually scuttle the HMS (Horribly Misdirected Satire/ship) Monkey Cage is if I know SM is sitting down on the toilet in a cabin and is just beyond the half way point to pinching the football-size turd loafs he reportedly struggles (constipation has always been a affliction for Monkey) to drop 2 or 3 times a day, so that he'd have to choose between finishing taking a shit and possibly drowning, or saving itself by running out with a huge turd hanging out of his shot out rectum. Perhaps with some spycam Technology and installing it when you are unawares .... (GDB Ponders Smelly Monkey Death/Turd Scenario....)
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#180753 - 07/29/06 07:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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monkey come back and make kyoto melt down like smartt did
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#180754 - 07/29/06 07:20 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I just snorted my morning glass of milk out of my nose.
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#180756 - 07/29/06 07:28 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
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I just snorted my morning glass of milk out of my nose.
Post a pic
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#180757 - 07/29/06 07:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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this thread is useless without holly pictures. please post ones taken by gia.
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#180759 - 07/29/06 07:33 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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I expect more from you. this is smartt-type posting.
at least you brought back that Matt Casey avatar.
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#180760 - 07/29/06 07:35 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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kyoto
that's not me. that's the prime minister of Japan.
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#180761 - 07/29/06 07:42 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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#180762 - 07/29/06 07:46 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I'm as intrigued as my hangover will allow in the clipboard on the wall. It looks to have a photo of a kitty cat with a hat on and siting in one of those cripple carts Eddie Murphy used as a con in the begining of 'Trading Places' at it's top, and a torn magazine image of a red alarm bell held into place by a nailed piece of tin at the bottom. The word written vertically on its left side is illegible to me. Is it merely a clipboard, or some kind of cretinous LA art piece?
you're dead on!
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#180763 - 07/29/06 08:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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[ben] Is that really kyoto? he doesn't look jewish. why is he carrying a purse? [/ben]
this post is pretty funny kyoto man. although I would have made the dignity extractor be some sort of tong like device rather than a syringe. meh, personal preference I guess.
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#180764 - 07/29/06 08:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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this is the work of someone with no job or social life
Thanks Ghostshadow. Jealousy gets me hard every time. Especially when it comes from a disaffected joojap who's lineage doesn't really allow you to live in Northbrook or Niles, I dunno maybe they let half-breeds into Evanston now.
And judging by the time, you were in your Mommy's basement, coming off your Manischewitz drunk and eating your Count Chocula, planning out the day stalking agenda.
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#180766 - 07/30/06 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I took 6 months but theres finally been a good post monkey era thread, which reminds me its time for my daily 30 minute "im the greatest chant" in my mirror room by myself, again
Nice job willie, you bought this sinking ship a little more time but don't get too comfortable as i just saw some dude in a chair with wheels rolling around with a drill in his hand looking closely at the bottom of the boat.
Fine post Willie, if you could actually produce such a "thing", as a gag gift/item ala "Spencer Gifts", I know people would buy them at porn shows and conventions...especially with clueless porn whores pitching them at a booth to the fanbots like Kyoto who finally works up the nerve to approach Jenna Jameson and offer to "Surgically Extract her Dignity....TRUST ME! You wont feel a thing! I am the greatest Dignity Extractor since Doctor Max Tusion...!!!!"
Only chance I would ever actually scuttle the HMS (Horribly Misdirected Satire/ship) Monkey Cage is if I know SM is sitting down on the toilet in a cabin and is just beyond the half way point to pinching the football-size turd loafs he reportedly struggles (constipation has always been a affliction for Monkey) to drop 2 or 3 times a day, so that he'd have to choose between finishing taking a shit and possibly drowning, or saving itself by running out with a huge turd hanging out of his shot out rectum. Perhaps with some spycam Technology and installing it when you are unawares .... (GDB Ponders Smelly Monkey Death/Turd Scenario....)
A rolling stone gathers no moss, just like a rolling fanboy gathers no hailey pussy.
Hey da burg, how you doing sweetie?. We are like so close, almost like non sexual soulmates (da burgs eyes light up), hailey then continues, so umm do you have any, you know, (da burg grabs a small bottle from his man purse and hands it to hailey). k so i have to like go out right now, but call me tonight, promise (da burg looking confused figuring they were going to hang out for a bit)
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#180768 - 07/30/06 10:15 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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kyoto
that's not me. that's the prime minister of Japan.
Gia, next time you run into the PM of Japan, keep choking his shit until they open up their trade barriers, like beef for instance. Eating more dead cows would help the slant eyes become more like the round eyes and that's what everybody wants.
I believe you'll find that Japan has now lifted its embargo on US beef imports as of last week.
But the image of Gia strangling the Prime Minister of Japan is an intriguing one...hopefully she had to defeat an elite cadre of scantily clad ninja chicks to reach her target?
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#180769 - 07/31/06 07:14 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
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Willie D, I know I'm a little late replying to this but your post was EXCELLENCE.
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#180771 - 08/01/06 07:41 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
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Great glad to hear, I never imagined Gia as a trade rep. Maybe she can do something about those dip shit Euros. (Euro)-><-(Gia)
Now that ADT is for sale, perhaps she can buy it and make you and I forum administrators? Loads of cash and porn promotion for her and lots of hippie filth and Eurotrash for us to attack. We all win!
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#180774 - 07/19/08 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Has Darrah received her patent for her Intelligence Extractor yet? Pity she tested it on herself first.
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