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#180608 - 07/27/06 10:55 AM Transformers Teaser Trailer
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#180609 - 07/27/06 02:44 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Michael Bay has lost his marbles.
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#180610 - 07/27/06 03:05 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Read the comments posted about the clip. Looks like they have targeted their audience perfectly.

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#180611 - 07/27/06 03:20 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Wasn't Wankus in the Transformers?
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#180612 - 07/27/06 04:13 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Not in the original series. He was a voice in the 3rd series, I think.
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#180613 - 07/28/06 06:22 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Not in the original series. He was a voice in the 3rd series, I think.




Douche C. Lewis was in the shitty fourth series, Robots In Disguise.
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#180614 - 07/28/06 08:26 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Wasn't Wankus in the Transformers?




I would like to see someone transform his skull into a pancake.
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#180615 - 07/28/06 09:08 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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I would like to see someone transform his skull into a pancake.




no need. when tyler awakes from her drug stupor, she will leave him, in his distress he will take a trip to Brazil and transform himself.

it's just too bad plastic surgeons can't fix stupid.

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#180616 - 07/28/06 09:20 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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#180617 - 07/28/06 11:01 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Fuck, I'm actually excited about this movie. I was a HUGE transformers fan as a kid. That cock-knocker wankus did the voice for Prowl in Robots in Disguise, which I haven't seen, but sadly Prowl is one of my favorite characters. I even have one of the recent Prowl action figures. Ok, I'll stop now before I have to get a strange haircut and start dating Keiko.

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#180618 - 07/28/06 12:22 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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I probably owned every Transformer action figure as a kid. My favorite was the original Megatron who turned into a handgun. It was probably the beginning of my lifelong unhealthy fascination with firearms.



Then the fuckers turned Megatron into a tank. What a bunch of fucking sellouts.

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#180619 - 07/28/06 12:42 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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I got to go with The Constructicons. When they formed Devastator, that was the shit. Guess we all have some geek in us.
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#180620 - 07/28/06 02:12 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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I've still got 'em all in a big black plastic bag in my garage, strength and weakness cutout charts too. I'm rad.

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#180621 - 07/28/06 03:20 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Heres a screen test
Test

Optimus fake test shot. Looks good thou.
CGI Test
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#180622 - 07/28/06 04:42 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Am I a geek for feeling all giddy inside?



Edited by lance69 (07/28/06 04:42 PM)
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#180623 - 07/28/06 04:56 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Am I a geek for feeling all giddy inside?




Embrace it, you are clearly among like minded geeks in here. Not as much as this guy though . . .

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#180624 - 07/28/06 07:16 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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how the hell could one guy be just as big as the truck guy, but then turn into a little handgun???

bullshit. I don't know shit about transformers, but what the hell are the beast wars? how did the dinosaurs fit into the equation?

where the good guys land vehicles and the bad guys air? then what was up with the cassette robots that fit into a robot boom box?

it's all wrong. wrong!

I liked them thudercats...they had the chetara chick...she was hot.
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#180625 - 07/28/06 07:36 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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The newer generations of transformers sucked IMO. Old skool Optimus, Megatron, Hound, Wheeljack! Fuck Beast wars, what the hell is that!
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#180626 - 07/28/06 07:42 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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goddamn Micronauts!

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#180627 - 07/28/06 08:02 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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how the hell could one guy be just as big as the truck guy, but then turn into a little handgun???





Density? Maybe Megatron is really hollow when in robot mode, but concentrates his mass when in gun form?

Putting this much thought into cartoons is silly, except for Jessica Rabbit.


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#180628 - 07/28/06 08:05 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Everyone who replied to this cretinously nerdy thyread is goiung on a fucking list. :spiderseverywhereatalltimes":

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#180629 - 07/28/06 08:22 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Everyone who replied to this cretinously nerdy thyread is goiung on a fucking list. :spiderseverywhereatalltimes":






Me too?
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#180630 - 07/28/06 08:26 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Everyone who replied to this cretinously nerdy thyread is goiung on a fucking list. :spiderseverywhereatalltimes":






Me too?




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#180631 - 07/28/06 08:48 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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I dunno, that whole "More than meets the eye" line made me think they were gay, like when Wendy Williams trolls on Craigslist as the "girl with something extra." Eeek

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#180632 - 07/28/06 09:16 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Everyone who replied to this cretinously nerdy thyread is goiung on a fucking list. :spiderseverywhereatalltimes":




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#180633 - 07/28/06 09:26 PM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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Everyone who replied to this cretinously nerdy thyread is goiung on a fucking list. :spiderseverywhereatalltimes":






Me too?




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#180634 - 08/13/06 12:08 AM Re: Transformers Teaser Trailer
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