Quote:

hypocrite

one who puts on a mask and feigns himself to be what he is not; a dissembler in
religion.



So a hypocrite is, say, someone who pretends to be a female, but in other places like, oh, the KSEX message board is a man named "arthur."

Or a hypocrite might be someone who shows up in the XPT chat room with the intention of barfing his ideas out, then flees like a ladyboy when forced to defend himself.

You are a hyporite, sir! I would earnestly like to defe'kate' in your eye sockets.