"Drunken Women"

Three drunk women had a very late night. They left in the early
morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they
all met and compared notes about who was more drunk the night before.

The first claimed she was the most drunk, saying, "I drove straight
home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
blew chunks for 10 minutes."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car
and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over,
and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment.

Then, the first spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you
understand.....Chunks is my dog."

good one... for a second there I thought you were gonna say chunks is my monkey....

Lol