19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614073 Posts
Max Online: 653 @ 09/22/24 08:33 AM
|
|
|
#180149 - 07/24/06 12:29 PM
maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar mather
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
|
Fayner Posts: Remember back at the XRCO awards when Sierra Sin came up to me and threw her drink on me because she thought I was TheRealLukeFord? Quote:
I'm still inflicting payback on her, slowly like baby steps 'cause it's fun.
Well yesterday I got some amazing news - if amazing means the most idiotic thing known to human - about Sierra Sin.
It seems she is the mother of a two year girl.
Now we all know that naming your child is important. Calling her Gertrude will not be good for her when her peers start teasing each other. Also Beatrice is a shitty name for a chick.
Now some parents like to go the other route, naming their daughter Crystal or Candy or Tammy. This can warp her future when she figures out that the only women with these names are strippers.
Well Sierra went one baby step further then that by naming her daughter Sierra.
Fast forward to when Sierra (the daughter) is ten years old and curious.
"Mommy, where does my name come from?"
"Well, Sierra, Sierra is the name I used when I was doing porno...you know, getting fucked in the ass and loads in the face and pretty much a horrible time in my life because I'm useless otherwise."
"Thanks, mom."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180150 - 07/24/06 07:25 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
|
do you think porn star children ever get curious enough to watch their parents on film? like they're sitting around at home, pulling some cones or whatever it is porn star children do, and they think to themselves "just how would mum look like with a penis inside her?" five minutes later they're on the net downloading a video, and soon after that they have an image in their heads that they can never forget. is this a bad thing? i think yeessss.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180151 - 07/24/06 07:32 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar mather
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
|
the creampie that got away. I'm looking forward to beating off to Sierra Jr in another 16 years, if this story is true.
_________________________
" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180152 - 07/24/06 09:14 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
|
Quote:
do you think porn star children ever get curious enough to watch their parents on film? like they're sitting around at home, pulling some cones or whatever it is porn star children do, and they think to themselves "just how would mum look like with a penis inside her?" five minutes later they're on the net downloading a video, and soon after that they have an image in their heads that they can never forget. is this a bad thing? i think yeessss.
Eddie, find Kirdy Stevens phone number, you just wrote the plot to the next Taboo sequel, #22 I believe.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180154 - 07/25/06 05:25 AM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
|
She has definitely had a kid. You can see a faint scar on her stomach from her C section. Now we just have to find out who the father is. Skeeter maybe?
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180155 - 07/25/06 02:24 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
|
Quote:
S Now we just have to find out who the father is. Skeeter maybe?
Was the infant born of the ass?
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180156 - 07/25/06 08:30 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
|
She all but told us in that Sierra Sinn thread that went "Marc Wallice Died" awhile back. I'm a little bit undecided about the whole thing. Yea Sierra punched out a shorty, big deal, she isn't the only woman on this planet who told the OB/GYN to go long in the delivery room. Buy why is Fayner bringing this up? Sierra screwed up and threw a drink on him b/c she thought he was LF. If Fayner has a problem with, take it up with her, not her kid. He's such an asshole. Hell if he played it right, he might have talked her into some makeup sex, maybe some anal too.
_________________________
If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180157 - 07/25/06 08:39 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
|
As a general rule I think it is good idea to never agree with Fayner, but if in fact Sierra Sinn named her daughter Sierra, the name she performs under obviously, that is a little odd. Then again what the fuck do I care she can name her daughter whatever the hell she wants.
Why does Fayner always look like someone just asked him a very difficult question?
Attachments
173711-testafay.jpg (8 downloads)
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180160 - 07/26/06 05:17 AM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
|
Quote:
She all but told us in that Sierra Sinn thread that went "Marc Wallice Died" awhile back. I'm a little bit undecided about the whole thing. Yea Sierra punched out a shorty, big deal, she isn't the only woman on this planet who told the OB/GYN to go long in the delivery room. Buy why is Fayner bringing this up? Sierra screwed up and threw a drink on him b/c she thought he was LF. If Fayner has a problem with, take it up with her, not her kid. He's such an asshole. Hell if he played it right, he might have talked her into some makeup sex, maybe some anal too.
Where did she all but tell us? What did she say?
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180161 - 07/26/06 05:26 AM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
Quote:
Where did she all but tell us? What did she say?
Use this to find what you need.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#180162 - 07/27/06 02:06 PM
Re: maged, boy! Are you listening? New pornstar ma
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
add one more maged.
Ruby from Luke is Back
Quote:
I'll be at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August, as well as the AVN in January. The Legends of Erotica are putting me in the hall of fame, I'm so jazzed about that! I'm doing great, I live in Vegas now, and I still dance the day shift at a cool club called Seamless, across from the Orleans casino, at least until I'm to big to anymore. I'm expecting a baby in late January.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
369
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|