I just returned from the FOXE (Fans of X-Rated Entertainment) Awards. Not seeing you there only confirmed in my mind that you are not a fan. While I am in the trenches sticking my war-wounded weiner into dirty, dank, dark places, you are conjuring up some of the wittiest put-downs the internet has seen since that binary classic 000010101010110 110101010101011010 101010100011100111.

Can you at least be fair and find where Hillary accused me of giving her anything but a hard time now and then? Or does this fall into the same category of the TT Boy thing? Uhmmmm, I don't know....I forget....it had something to do with.....something....blah blah blah.

A true fan of the industry,
Brandon Iron