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I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.herpcocktail.com before shooting for www.herpmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, MY boyfriends, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers anally violating me each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.





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Thanks, my friend. Do those sites have affiliate programs? Let me know because I made $59.88 today off of joins to www.loadmymouth.com and www.spermcocktail.com. It's not as much as you make writing your jokes but it's a start. That's some real A material you got there. Call Conan. He takes over the Tonight Show next year and could use you, I'm sure. You do -- uh....have something other than STD jokes, don't you?