That's what cumshot comps do, my friend. They give pleasure to people who want titles such as 279 MORE POP SHOTS or POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS).

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong end of his single bed with Superman sheets. Get Mom to trim the crust off your PB&J sandwich and tell you how special you are. I am going to go do grown-up work today. It won't be with Lain Oi but I have great memories of meeting her. She was a lot of fun and I hope she is doing well for herself.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes again? If so, will you change your name to Willie Pee? I know it wasn't Max Hardcore because he's in Tampa....defending my right to make pornography.

When I find myself in times of trouble, Willie, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be, Willie D. Let it be.

Get over your hour of darkness and speak some words of wisdom for once. Or grab Rikki's mellons and use them as stress balls. You have so much anger and negative energy. I'm worried you'll snap and turn in Mark David Chapman someday.


My July 2012 release will include Rikki eating a load. The cover will look similar to this month's release:


Now be completely honest. How much does it kill you that Delilah Strong, Courtney Simpson, Alektra Blue, Jamie Huxley, Gia Paloma, Faith, Chelsie Rae, Cherry Rose, Melissa Lauren, and Nadia Styles are also in the movie? Did any of them reject you, too, or was it just Lain?