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#179918 - 06/03/08 01:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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We'll need someone on set to fetch baby wipes, lube etc. However you may be under qualified. But if you want to throw your hat in the ring, feel free to e mail your resume to brandoniron_99@yahoo.com Just remember, that resumes sent without a cover letter will not be looked at. Thank you.
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#179921 - 06/03/08 01:53 PM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Still no fresh material, eh? Please watch Last Comic Standing on NBC http://www.nbc.com/Last_Comic_StandingYou are on Knock-Knock level. Please learn some "Why did the chicken cross the road?" material. Here, I'll start. Why did the chicken tell the same tired old joke as he crossed the road? -- Because he has male inadequacy issues and vents his pent-up anger on men he assumes are superior to him. It's funny because it's true.
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#179926 - 06/03/08 10:49 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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By the way, I am enjoying a documentary called Bush's War. It analyzes the fabrications of the evidence that led to the war with Iraq.
You should watch it, you poor excuse for Colin Powell at the United Nations.
If I did not need meds before meeting you, I do now. Pass 'em over.
I had to deal one dirty asshole recently. Isn't that enough?
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#179928 - 06/04/08 12:34 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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I looked up your disorder in the American Psychological Association's list. Cyberbullying is just another way for someone to hide their identity so they can engage in outrageous activities.
Straight off of webmd.com, I give you this excerpt from a clinical opinion:
"The power that bullies savor, whether cyberbullies or those in the corporate school yard, is their ability to keep their victim in a state of constantly not knowing who they are or what is going to happen."
1. I don't know who you are....and I'm ok with that. You talk shit. I make movies. You talk more shit. I make more movies. In this perversely symbiotic relationship, I meet tons of women and you get a mouthful of shit.
2. What's going to happen? Nada. Nothing. Bupkiss. In a world of more-of-the-same, I am happy getting blowjobs and sharing the introductions of the women to the industry. You, on the other hand, get off on whatever it is you "do." More power to you, Sir, and more of the same.
I stared down that dirty asshole the same way as I stare down you....or your posts, at least.
As Charlie Brown said, "Good grief."
Meet Rikki, the cocksucker du jour.
While I relieved my tension in her mouth, you were searching files for any communication between us.
I am not sure who wasted their time but I feel pretty good.
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#179929 - 06/04/08 07:04 AM
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waaaaaaaaaaa WillieD is cyberbullying me waaaaaaaaaa Quote:
I looked up your disorder in the American Psychological Association's list. Cyberbullying is just another way for someone to hide their identity so they can engage in outrageous activities.
Straight off of webmd.com, I give you this excerpt from a clinical opinion:
"The power that bullies savor, whether cyberbullies or those in the corporate school yard, is their ability to keep their victim in a state of constantly not knowing who they are or what is going to happen."
1. I don't know who you are....and I'm ok with that. You talk shit. I make movies. You talk more shit. I make more movies. In this perversely symbiotic relationship, I meet tons of women and you get a mouthful of shit.
2. What's going to happen? Nada. Nothing. Bupkiss. In a world of more-of-the-same, I am happy getting blowjobs and sharing the introductions of the women to the industry. You, on the other hand, get off on whatever it is you "do." More power to you, Sir, and more of the same.
I stared down that dirty asshole the same way as I stare down you....or your posts, at least.
As Charlie Brown said, "Good grief."
Meet Rikki, the cocksucker du jour.
While I relieved my tension in her mouth, you were searching files for any communication between us.
I am not sure who wasted their time but I feel pretty good.
Does this poor girl realize you have herpes and if she does, were you in between breakouts?
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#179932 - 06/04/08 07:09 AM
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^^^[tmi]i have that, and so do all of my children [/tmi]
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#179933 - 06/04/08 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Aw, whore evolution at work. In the near future whores should be capable of triple penetration. Darwin was right.
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#179934 - 06/04/08 07:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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wait-- mouth + pussy + two buttholes = quadruple penetration. this is real progress, people, and i'm personally proud to be a groundbreaker in the whole two butthole thing. 
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--Handful
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#179935 - 06/04/08 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Does she do AATM?
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#179936 - 06/04/08 07:25 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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gives a new meaning to ass-to-ass, doesn't it? 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
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#179937 - 06/04/08 08:11 AM
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2000-2004 -- High school junkie, 2.17 GPA
You give him waaay too much credit.
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#179939 - 06/04/08 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I will be putting together my next JM Productions dvd release
Yeah, I saw the cover of your "latest" porno...congrats on that great porno scoop...jacking off into Lain Oi's mouth four years after she ODs and retires from smut...you're real up-to-date shithead.
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#179940 - 06/04/08 09:49 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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That's what cumshot comps do, my friend. They give pleasure to people who want titles such as 279 MORE POP SHOTS or POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS).
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong end of his single bed with Superman sheets. Get Mom to trim the crust off your PB&J sandwich and tell you how special you are. I am going to go do grown-up work today. It won't be with Lain Oi but I have great memories of meeting her. She was a lot of fun and I hope she is doing well for herself.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes again? If so, will you change your name to Willie Pee? I know it wasn't Max Hardcore because he's in Tampa....defending my right to make pornography.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Willie, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, Willie D. Let it be.
Get over your hour of darkness and speak some words of wisdom for once. Or grab Rikki's mellons and use them as stress balls. You have so much anger and negative energy. I'm worried you'll snap and turn in Mark David Chapman someday.
My July 2012 release will include Rikki eating a load. The cover will look similar to this month's release:
Now be completely honest. How much does it kill you that Delilah Strong, Courtney Simpson, Alektra Blue, Jamie Huxley, Gia Paloma, Faith, Chelsie Rae, Cherry Rose, Melissa Lauren, and Nadia Styles are also in the movie? Did any of them reject you, too, or was it just Lain?
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#179941 - 06/04/08 10:01 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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Answer my question, you herpes infested creep.
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#179943 - 06/04/08 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Brandon, I have a serious question. Your stills have a grainy quality to them. Are they vid caps or shot with a point and shoot camera? I'm being serious here.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179945 - 06/04/08 10:35 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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2000-2004 -- High school junkie, 2.17 GPA
You give him waaay too much credit.
You've also showed everyone how good at math you are in stating that I started high school at 21. Nice work!
And aparantely Sillie D thinks its still 2007. Must have been a Rush reunion concert last year and the little leprechaun wants to hold onto it.
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#179946 - 06/04/08 10:41 AM
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Wow. Does this mean you're... gulp... old?  Who'd have thunk it?
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#179950 - 06/04/08 11:09 AM
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Says the guy who is living off social security...
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179951 - 06/04/08 11:09 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Wow. Does this mean you're... gulp... old?
Who'd have thunk it?
Not in your case. You have at least a decade on me.
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#179952 - 06/04/08 11:11 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Says the guy who is living off social security...
Says the girl who's living off some guy.
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#179955 - 06/04/08 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Over 6 mins and that's the best you can do? Or did another collection agency call?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179957 - 06/04/08 11:29 AM
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Over 6 mins and that's the best you can do? Or did another collection agency call?
They stopped trying when his phone was shut off for non-payment. Besides, I don't think collection agencies make house visits to dumpsters.
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#179959 - 06/04/08 11:42 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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They stopped trying when his phone was shut off for non-payment. Besides, I don't think collection agencies make house visits to dumpsters.
My phone works fine, gimmie a call.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot and kick them nasty thoughts, baby got old.
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#179960 - 06/04/08 11:47 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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I guarantee Methhead Knox is much older than Gia. And I'd rather bang her than Methhead or the poster child for Herpes Simplex infinite. Methhead Knox, this ring a bell? 
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#179963 - 06/04/08 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Methhead Knox, this ring a bell?
Ring a bell? I'm sure he can still taste the chlamydia.
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#179965 - 06/04/08 01:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Says the guy who is living off social aid...
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#179966 - 06/04/08 01:23 PM
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Nice Fatty...
This is a good read, well with the exception of Raperface's
nuthugging contributions.
How long till Ryan Knox, the porn industry's eyesore, realizes he got trolled into a beatdown by Brandon Iron.
The flacid lil faggot really puts the can't into insignificant doesn't he?.
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#179968 - 06/04/08 07:57 PM
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"Pretty Close"... in the life of an insect equates to..
- My old man was almost proud of me..
- If I wasn't a total and complete fuck-up my choice of body decoration wouldn't include a food group.
- Brandon Iron wouldn't have made me double mortgage my urine soaked Lowes box for a stake in Germcocktail.com
- so what if anonymous perverts point and laugh.. I'm the Man.
- Deep down I realize that no matter how much I talk shit, when I'm Gias age, the only exercise I'll get is shakin turds outta my pant legs so I don't loose my place in line at the soup kitchen.
This is Lou..
It's so easy,easy.. when everyones tryin to please me, please me.
I'm out..
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#179970 - 06/04/08 08:00 PM
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Fatty..ease up off my nutz kid.
10:57 is all mine son.
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#179972 - 06/04/08 08:10 PM
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^5 Fatty..
Re:Anyone Need a New Asshole?
Cause I'll rip you a hum-dinger...
Stand and recieve a bruised liver..
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