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Umm... WTF?




Ryan's getting into character for his new role in Brandon Iron's feature directorial debut 'Knox, The Vampire Slayer', in which he must battle cum-drinking vampire chicks.

BI himself was showing me some outtakes where Knox tries to stab one of the vampire chicks through the heart with a Nerf stake (couldn't get wood, apparently).

There's a also great scene where one of the cum vampires corners Knox and tries to induce something resembling tumescence so that she might sate her ungodly thirst, only to die unfulfilled many, many hours later as the sun comes up and Knox's weiner is still flaccid...it's one of the most inventive vampire kills I've ever seen.

Let me tell you, Michael Raven and Eli Cross are going to have to go some with their forthcoming vampire porn epics to get something anywhere near as good as this!