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#179867 - 07/21/06 09:40 PM
Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insider)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Brandon, I have read about the new HPV vaccine Gardasil which is supposed to immunize women against hpv (genital warts) which can cause cervical cancer.
Also, most people know that Valtrex is prescribed to supress the symptons of genital herpes.
Related to these facts, I have a few questions:
1. Do you now insist that new girls go through the entire three-shot, six month Gardasil regimen before you fuck them or do you let them take their chances?
2. AIM is offering this vaccine at 150.00/shot, or a total of 450.00, which is a bargain. Are you paying for this regimen for the new girls or just gambling on defending yourself from claims of infection?
3. Do you think if a male and female performer shared an exotic strain of herpes it might form a bond between them? (Yeah, I know that's sick, but it's purely hypothetical, so you can answer it).
Have you ever seen another porn couple be bound together by shared viruses?
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#179872 - 07/23/06 08:14 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I have a question for Brandon too. If I were to rub the bald spot on your head, would I receive the luck of the leprechaun or just give you wood?
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#179875 - 07/23/06 06:22 PM
Another Question for Brandon
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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What is that thing on the flooor in the background? It's just so random, and isolated, and somewhat indiscernible/nebulous (like puffy clouds on a sunny day that form different things shapes) that it attracted my attention...
My first guess would be a lone sandal someone lost or discarded in a fit of orgasmic Kicking energy/reflexive reaction...
But if you kinda stare at it and allow your mind to float, it actually resembles the following:
A dead brown Lobster, or large scorpion;
A large brown turd, very dry;
A soiled jockstrap or Jewel De'Nyle's thong.
What does everyone else think? It speaks to the point of how jaded I have become from seeing The Pornography on such a regular basis and in such large quantity that I would allow my attention to drift from the hott chick covered in rancid fellon/societal-dreg/sex-addict reproductive fluid to a piece of flotsam on the PXP floor.
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#179877 - 07/23/06 06:27 PM
Re: Another Question for Brandon
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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It's her thong, freshly peeled from her ass.
lol For some fucked up reason I find that highly 
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#179880 - 07/24/06 09:46 AM
Re: Another Question for Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#179883 - 07/24/06 03:47 PM
RE : HPV vaccine
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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The way I understand it is, Once you have been exposed to HPV, the shot does nothing. It doesn't rid you of the exposure to the virus, once you have it, you have it. Since HPV is so widespread among the population, chances are if you've had a few sexual partners you've already been exposed. The shot prevents you from aquiring the virus if you have not yet been exposed, therefore the best people to give the shot to, are those who have never had any sexual experiences. I believe that is the reason for the age range of 9-26. I could be wrong.
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#179887 - 07/25/06 02:53 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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It's hilarious that Brandywine Irons loved to knock JeffMike and accuse him of mixing pina colada mix into a cum bong, then admitting he himself adds lemon juice into his own productions to alter the color/alleged rancidness of it.
Brandon makes gourmet porn - Bon Appetit!
I wonder what he will cook up next?
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#179888 - 07/26/06 07:29 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Ben: I shoot most of the 50 to 1 bj scenes at the same place. I could care less about what's behind the girl.
No one can accuse me of being lazy, however. Here's a list of some other places I have shot:
- Montreal, New York, Miami, Maui, Berlin, Brussels, London, St. Petersburg, Lanzarote (Canary Islands), Portland, Seattle, Victoria, Quebec City, Las Vegas, Madrid, Barcelona, Budapest, Prague, Vienna, and Belgrade.
Good times!
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#179892 - 07/27/06 11:23 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Never had a camera pilfered.
I have been informed that I was incorrect. You had your CASH stolen. My bad, sorry.
In either event, you got shanghai'ed by a Froggie. What a fucking embarrasment. 
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#179894 - 07/27/06 10:21 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah, I had a bad incident. Life goes on. Karma has a way of evening everything out in the long run.
Sometimes you have to rethink what you thought you knew.
Knowing how bad this incident was, knowing the "afflictions" Brandon lives with, and being prescient enough to know what his future holds, I'm declaring a peace with Mr. Irons based on the eternal optimism and can-do attitude expressed in this last and all of his previous posts.
Salute!
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#179895 - 07/27/06 10:40 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Thanks for all your support, friend.
Your 1998 pics of me will provide years of entertainment for you, I'm sure. I offer you this pic in return, circa 2006.
Barbie did a great job. Wish you could have been there.
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#179897 - 07/27/06 11:00 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You stupid son of a bitch. I guess I need to stop mistaking self-deprecation for intelligence and recognize it for self-preservation. Whipped dogs show as much sense after all. The picture is from this thread, skidmark, and I can't take the credit.If it's from 1998 as you say, is that before you needed Valtrex or were you a carrier already?
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#179898 - 07/28/06 12:28 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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oh man
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#179899 - 07/29/06 05:17 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Never had a camera pilfered. Sorry. I forgot a camera in a New York taxi while spending time there with Hillary Scott but that's another story.
I think Big Daddy Crunk has it.
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#179900 - 07/29/06 05:19 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i still think the hottest thing ever posted on this board was brandon trying to mate with sammura. the thread exists, i may have started it(found the posts on RAME) can someone find it?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#179903 - 06/01/08 05:48 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Do not blame Borenyo. He has -- YAWN! -- entertained many people on this board for a long, long t-t-t-time...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
If anyone is boring, it's you, you and your multiple personalities and/or alt ID's.
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#179907 - 06/01/08 07:21 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#179909 - 06/01/08 07:43 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I am with JM Productions. I have privileged insider information.
1. You are not an employee of JM
2. You sound like Darf
3. You have herpes...forever
4. You suck as an XPT poster, and I'm going to lobby to have you and your douchebag aliases banned forever, captain herpes.
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#179911 - 06/01/08 08:34 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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God, do I regret sitting on that toilet seat in your bathroom back when we were drinking buddies. Big mistake. Big.
don't fake reality, brendan hurd**. You know you're scraping the bottom of the porn barrel...would you like me to post yor parents' address in Calgary?
leave here and never come back.
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#179912 - 06/01/08 08:53 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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leave here and never come back.
Can't do it, my friend. It's my calling.
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#179916 - 06/02/08 05:27 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Umm... WTF? 
Ryan's getting into character for his new role in Brandon Iron's feature directorial debut 'Knox, The Vampire Slayer', in which he must battle cum-drinking vampire chicks.
BI himself was showing me some outtakes where Knox tries to stab one of the vampire chicks through the heart with a Nerf stake (couldn't get wood, apparently).
There's a also great scene where one of the cum vampires corners Knox and tries to induce something resembling tumescence so that she might sate her ungodly thirst, only to die unfulfilled many, many hours later as the sun comes up and Knox's weiner is still flaccid...it's one of the most inventive vampire kills I've ever seen.
Let me tell you, Michael Raven and Eli Cross are going to have to go some with their forthcoming vampire porn epics to get something anywhere near as good as this!
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