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#179973 - 06/05/08 11:25 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Har...like I care to figure out Broccoli Boi's actual birthday.
I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
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#179974 - 06/05/08 11:36 AM
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The "Famous Amos" GED on TV School has lots of notable alumni.
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#179975 - 06/05/08 11:48 AM
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Har...like I care to figure out Broccoli Boi's actual birthday.
I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
Only because she actually graduated.
Face it Broc Boi, the only day we'll ever really notice you is when you're sent to the morgue.
<...waits for Broccoli Boy to look up "morgue"...>
Until then, you're just a blip on the screen, a momentary joke that was funny at first, and now is just sad and pathetic. Do you have any life skills that would allow you to transcend being a "female cum dumpster?" Can you fix cars? Work in a bank? Wait tables? I doubt any of them. You should pray to FDR's ghost every night that he invented social security and modern welfare, because it's your ultimate fate.
<...waits for Broc Boi to look up "FDR"...>
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for one of your job interviews ten years from now, when your only known talent is to vomit on yourself after a couple of fat greasy hookers pissed all over you. Seriously, why not just OD on a huge spoon of heroin right now? Get it over with, and spare yourself a lifetime of shame and ignominy.
I know...you gotta go and look that one up too.
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#179976 - 06/05/08 11:49 AM
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I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
That's a silly statement, meth for brains, everyone knows you and every member of your family are dropouts.
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#179979 - 06/05/08 12:45 PM
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Willie D, please tell us why T.T. Boy hates Mr. Iron. It should be an interesting story.
I'd like to know this, too, because each time I see him (usually at a convention), I shake his hand and ask him how he's doing. I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
Anyways, sorry for the interruption. Go back to stirring the pot. It's what you are good at.
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#179980 - 06/05/08 01:00 PM
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Interesting essay, Rush Groupie.
But we need to get to the root of why you spend so much time to find personal information about every performer you dislike.
Spend so much time? It's called google and anyone who doesn't type with their index fingers pointing out of their fists and tongue sticking out of their mouths, can use it. Give it try sometime, hunt -n- pecker.
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#179981 - 06/05/08 01:11 PM
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Spend so much time?
Oh no you didn't
Its called a life. And anyone who doesn't troll around and post anonymously has one. Give it a try sometime.
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#179982 - 06/05/08 01:22 PM
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What's sad, Ryan, is that you call being peed on and gettng fucked up the ass with strap-ons "a life". A fly caught in the mustard jar can think it's the sweetest place in the world.
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#179983 - 06/05/08 01:24 PM
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Oh no you didn't
Its called a life. And anyone who doesn't troll around and post anonymously has one. Give it a try sometime.
A man, and I use the term loosely, who gets fucked in the ass, doesn't get to call anyone else gay, ever.
If what you call a life is rooting through dumpsters for scrap food, getting plowed in the ass by jaded hookers for meth money, and hanging out in the Wal-Mart restroom hoping the mother that abandoned you there, with the placenta still attached to you, will finally show up to claim you? No thanks you can keep it.
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#179984 - 06/05/08 01:54 PM
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I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
True...TT's whole 'fly to Brazil and shoot bareback double anal with internal popshots and spark off a HIV crisis in the valley' schtick does kinda trump your 'give unattractive chicks HPV' routine somewhat.
You're gonna have to step your game up somewhat, I feel...
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#179985 - 06/05/08 01:57 PM
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Sounds like you're the one with the problem with TT. I suggest you take it up with him face to face. I'm sure he'd be very interested in hearing your opinions directly.
I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.spermcocktail.com before shooting for www.loadmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, boyfriends, penpals, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers doing hundreds of scenes collectively each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
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#179987 - 06/05/08 02:30 PM
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Who in porn doesn't have herpes?? As far as I'm concerned, unless they post a recent test showing otherwise, I assume every porn whore who's done a non-condom scene has the Herp. EVERY PORN WHORE. And, it's not limited to porn. I've heard it's moving up from 20% toward 25% in the general population of young adults ... I have no evidence as to whether BI is - or is not - "patient zero" of porn herpes. But, he certainly would not be in the minority.
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#179988 - 06/05/08 03:34 PM
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I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.herpcocktail.com before shooting for www.herpmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, MY boyfriends, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers anally violating me each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
fixed that for you
Thanks, my friend. Do those sites have affiliate programs? Let me know because I made $59.88 today off of joins to www.loadmymouth.com and www.spermcocktail.com. It's not as much as you make writing your jokes but it's a start. That's some real A material you got there. Call Conan. He takes over the Tonight Show next year and could use you, I'm sure. You do -- uh....have something other than STD jokes, don't you?
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#179990 - 06/05/08 05:00 PM
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Sounds like you're the one with the problem with TT. I suggest you take it up with him face to face. I'm sure he'd be very interested in hearing your opinions directly.
Way to dodge the issue...
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I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.spermcocktail.com before shooting for www.loadmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, boyfriends, penpals, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers doing hundreds of scenes collectively each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
Truth be told, I have no such evidence...I was just perpetuating the popular XPT meme 'Brandon has herpes'.
Having said that, just because nobody complained doesn't mean it didn't happen. Some people are hushed up with intimidation and threats, others with hush money...say, anyone heard anything from Darren James recently?
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#179991 - 06/05/08 11:35 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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What's sad, Ryan, is that you call being peed on and gettng fucked up the ass with strap-ons "a life".
I'm realy thinking twice about it now that I know you disapprove.
:schmuck:
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#179993 - 06/06/08 05:11 PM
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I think that was the word she used....
....or was it schlug? or glug?
If it was indeed schmuck then this Jewish American Princess is the world's most gifted Ventriloquist.
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#179995 - 06/06/08 05:31 PM
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
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#179996 - 06/06/08 06:50 PM
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
you're crazy, thats pretty fucking funny, but Im sure you know its a mic. Maybe he was fantasizing and that's what got the wood. Too funny you.
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#179997 - 06/06/08 07:37 PM
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
you're crazy, thats pretty fucking funny, but Im sure you know its a mic. Maybe he was fantasizing and that's what got the wood. Too funny you.
His hand is hiding the hole from the Caverject needle.
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#179999 - 06/06/08 09:29 PM
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I think that was the word she used....
....or was it schlug? or glug?
If it was indeed schmuck then this Jewish American Princess is the world's most gifted Ventriloquist.
i know you can't afford a gym membership, but you can run in some public park, and Gia can advise you about good nutritional habits.
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#180001 - 06/07/08 12:53 PM
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She was anorexic it seems.
A post she deleted afterwards stated so.
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#180002 - 06/07/08 01:05 PM
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Why don't you quote these alleged posts?
Or screen save them?
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#180003 - 06/07/08 01:08 PM
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I don't think they teach that until the 10th grade, Fatty.
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#180004 - 06/07/08 01:19 PM
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There were only two, one vague and the other one more open.
I saved the second one.
Posting it here will probably raise the voices screaming banishment some more, but what the fuck:
"gia jordan Porn Jesus Reged: 09/08/05 Posts: 4747 Loc: Playing hooky from the world.
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Bouts of A with less than 18bmi, but obvs I'm no longer good at it.
I HAAAATE shared living. It means I'd have to be ON all the time (perfectly coiffed, the house perfectly clean) and always compromise. I like being alone and I love the feeling of hearing the car pull up, having him pick me up at 8. That's gone once you live together. And there's stuff I'd rather not know about my sig other. Any weird grooming habits of his, I don't want to know.
-------------------- Would somebody let Gia know I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! -Tritone"
Do the usual.
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#180006 - 06/07/08 02:52 PM
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You lie stewie. we all know your just a gay terrorist a hamasexual as you will. we can't trust anything you say.
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#180007 - 06/07/08 03:00 PM
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#180008 - 06/07/08 09:27 PM
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Willie D, please tell us why T.T. Boy hates Mr. Iron. It should be an interesting story.
I'd like to know this, too, because each time I see him (usually at a convention), I shake his hand and ask him how he's doing. I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
Anyways, sorry for the interruption. Go back to stirring the pot. It's what you are good at.
Still waiting for Willie to put up or shut up. Novelists call this a cliff hanger. Limp Willie is all sizzle, no steak.
It goes without saying that paperchase still cannot come up with one girl who can confirm any STD connection. No names. No dates.....an all-too-common reality for you, paperboy. You got nuttin'.
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#180010 - 06/08/08 10:06 AM
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I have to lean to BI, Paperchase.
These whores accuse guys of all kinds of things. The fact that not one has pinned her herp on BI is compelling.
The point for the other side is that such an admission would subject them to "You've got Herpes" abuse. So maybe they just keep quiet.
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#180012 - 06/08/08 01:42 PM
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using the same couch she had to sit on to watch TV.
i'm actually surprised that this would bother her. i mean, we are talking about the same hillary scott here, right? the one that eats guys' junk out of girls' assholes?
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#180013 - 06/08/08 02:11 PM
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...it goes way back...I forget who told me about it. Oh well, even if it's not true.....
The Hillary accusation is bullshit. I only infected her with sweet, sweet love. She's cured but I am still suffering.
Your flim-flam, fly-by-night, woulda-coulda-shoulda crap attacks sit and stew in your pants....exactly where they belong. Do they make Depends for verbal diarrhea or should you just bind your fecal-filled fingers with t.p.? With so much crap spewing from your ass, mouth, and fingers, I am thinking we need to wrap you up into a mummy. It worked for King Tut.
Be honest, now. Are you part of the prosecution team from Max Hardcore's case in Tampa? I'm serious. When all you have is shit that begins with "it goes way back", "I forget who told me about it" and "Oh, well, even if it's not true" I think you are a D.A. Please tell me you have an LL.B. No? Wow! A self-taught Matlock! Your absentee mother who made the tv babysit you did something right.
Limp Willie. Meet Pooperchase. You two are made for each other. Give a death grip to that flaccid peanut and pack Pooper's....uh, pooper. Tampa needs you! Enjoy Busch Gardens.
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#180017 - 06/09/08 02:22 PM
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...it goes way back...I forget who told me about it. Oh well, even if it's not true...
Different question, same answer.
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