What is that thing on the flooor in the background? It's just so random, and isolated, and somewhat indiscernible/nebulous (like puffy clouds on a sunny day that form different things shapes) that it attracted my attention...

My first guess would be a lone sandal someone lost or discarded in a fit of orgasmic Kicking energy/reflexive reaction...

But if you kinda stare at it and allow your mind to float, it actually resembles the following:

A dead brown Lobster, or large scorpion;
A large brown turd, very dry;
A soiled jockstrap or Jewel De'Nyle's thong.

What does everyone else think? It speaks to the point of how jaded I have become from seeing The Pornography on such a regular basis and in such large quantity that I would allow my attention to drift from the hott chick covered in rancid fellon/societal-dreg/sex-addict reproductive fluid to a piece of flotsam on the PXP floor.