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#179867 - 07/21/06 09:40 PM
Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insider)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Brandon, I have read about the new HPV vaccine Gardasil which is supposed to immunize women against hpv (genital warts) which can cause cervical cancer.
Also, most people know that Valtrex is prescribed to supress the symptons of genital herpes.
Related to these facts, I have a few questions:
1. Do you now insist that new girls go through the entire three-shot, six month Gardasil regimen before you fuck them or do you let them take their chances?
2. AIM is offering this vaccine at 150.00/shot, or a total of 450.00, which is a bargain. Are you paying for this regimen for the new girls or just gambling on defending yourself from claims of infection?
3. Do you think if a male and female performer shared an exotic strain of herpes it might form a bond between them? (Yeah, I know that's sick, but it's purely hypothetical, so you can answer it).
Have you ever seen another porn couple be bound together by shared viruses?
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#179872 - 07/23/06 08:14 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I have a question for Brandon too. If I were to rub the bald spot on your head, would I receive the luck of the leprechaun or just give you wood?
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#179875 - 07/23/06 06:22 PM
Another Question for Brandon
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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What is that thing on the flooor in the background? It's just so random, and isolated, and somewhat indiscernible/nebulous (like puffy clouds on a sunny day that form different things shapes) that it attracted my attention...
My first guess would be a lone sandal someone lost or discarded in a fit of orgasmic Kicking energy/reflexive reaction...
But if you kinda stare at it and allow your mind to float, it actually resembles the following:
A dead brown Lobster, or large scorpion;
A large brown turd, very dry;
A soiled jockstrap or Jewel De'Nyle's thong.
What does everyone else think? It speaks to the point of how jaded I have become from seeing The Pornography on such a regular basis and in such large quantity that I would allow my attention to drift from the hott chick covered in rancid fellon/societal-dreg/sex-addict reproductive fluid to a piece of flotsam on the PXP floor.
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#179877 - 07/23/06 06:27 PM
Re: Another Question for Brandon
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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It's her thong, freshly peeled from her ass.
lol For some fucked up reason I find that highly 
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#179880 - 07/24/06 09:46 AM
Re: Another Question for Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#179883 - 07/24/06 03:47 PM
RE : HPV vaccine
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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The way I understand it is, Once you have been exposed to HPV, the shot does nothing. It doesn't rid you of the exposure to the virus, once you have it, you have it. Since HPV is so widespread among the population, chances are if you've had a few sexual partners you've already been exposed. The shot prevents you from aquiring the virus if you have not yet been exposed, therefore the best people to give the shot to, are those who have never had any sexual experiences. I believe that is the reason for the age range of 9-26. I could be wrong.
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#179887 - 07/25/06 02:53 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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It's hilarious that Brandywine Irons loved to knock JeffMike and accuse him of mixing pina colada mix into a cum bong, then admitting he himself adds lemon juice into his own productions to alter the color/alleged rancidness of it.
Brandon makes gourmet porn - Bon Appetit!
I wonder what he will cook up next?
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#179888 - 07/26/06 07:29 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Ben: I shoot most of the 50 to 1 bj scenes at the same place. I could care less about what's behind the girl.
No one can accuse me of being lazy, however. Here's a list of some other places I have shot:
- Montreal, New York, Miami, Maui, Berlin, Brussels, London, St. Petersburg, Lanzarote (Canary Islands), Portland, Seattle, Victoria, Quebec City, Las Vegas, Madrid, Barcelona, Budapest, Prague, Vienna, and Belgrade.
Good times!
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#179892 - 07/27/06 11:23 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Never had a camera pilfered.
I have been informed that I was incorrect. You had your CASH stolen. My bad, sorry.
In either event, you got shanghai'ed by a Froggie. What a fucking embarrasment. 
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#179894 - 07/27/06 10:21 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah, I had a bad incident. Life goes on. Karma has a way of evening everything out in the long run.
Sometimes you have to rethink what you thought you knew.
Knowing how bad this incident was, knowing the "afflictions" Brandon lives with, and being prescient enough to know what his future holds, I'm declaring a peace with Mr. Irons based on the eternal optimism and can-do attitude expressed in this last and all of his previous posts.
Salute!
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#179895 - 07/27/06 10:40 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Thanks for all your support, friend.
Your 1998 pics of me will provide years of entertainment for you, I'm sure. I offer you this pic in return, circa 2006.
Barbie did a great job. Wish you could have been there.
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#179897 - 07/27/06 11:00 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You stupid son of a bitch. I guess I need to stop mistaking self-deprecation for intelligence and recognize it for self-preservation. Whipped dogs show as much sense after all. The picture is from this thread, skidmark, and I can't take the credit.If it's from 1998 as you say, is that before you needed Valtrex or were you a carrier already?
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#179898 - 07/28/06 12:28 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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oh man
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#179899 - 07/29/06 05:17 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Never had a camera pilfered. Sorry. I forgot a camera in a New York taxi while spending time there with Hillary Scott but that's another story.
I think Big Daddy Crunk has it.
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#179900 - 07/29/06 05:19 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i still think the hottest thing ever posted on this board was brandon trying to mate with sammura. the thread exists, i may have started it(found the posts on RAME) can someone find it?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#179903 - 06/01/08 05:48 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Do not blame Borenyo. He has -- YAWN! -- entertained many people on this board for a long, long t-t-t-time...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
If anyone is boring, it's you, you and your multiple personalities and/or alt ID's.
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#179907 - 06/01/08 07:21 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#179909 - 06/01/08 07:43 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I am with JM Productions. I have privileged insider information.
1. You are not an employee of JM
2. You sound like Darf
3. You have herpes...forever
4. You suck as an XPT poster, and I'm going to lobby to have you and your douchebag aliases banned forever, captain herpes.
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#179911 - 06/01/08 08:34 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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God, do I regret sitting on that toilet seat in your bathroom back when we were drinking buddies. Big mistake. Big.
don't fake reality, brendan hurd**. You know you're scraping the bottom of the porn barrel...would you like me to post yor parents' address in Calgary?
leave here and never come back.
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#179912 - 06/01/08 08:53 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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leave here and never come back.
Can't do it, my friend. It's my calling.
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#179916 - 06/02/08 05:27 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Umm... WTF? 
Ryan's getting into character for his new role in Brandon Iron's feature directorial debut 'Knox, The Vampire Slayer', in which he must battle cum-drinking vampire chicks.
BI himself was showing me some outtakes where Knox tries to stab one of the vampire chicks through the heart with a Nerf stake (couldn't get wood, apparently).
There's a also great scene where one of the cum vampires corners Knox and tries to induce something resembling tumescence so that she might sate her ungodly thirst, only to die unfulfilled many, many hours later as the sun comes up and Knox's weiner is still flaccid...it's one of the most inventive vampire kills I've ever seen.
Let me tell you, Michael Raven and Eli Cross are going to have to go some with their forthcoming vampire porn epics to get something anywhere near as good as this!
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#179918 - 06/03/08 01:23 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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We'll need someone on set to fetch baby wipes, lube etc. However you may be under qualified. But if you want to throw your hat in the ring, feel free to e mail your resume to brandoniron_99@yahoo.com Just remember, that resumes sent without a cover letter will not be looked at. Thank you.
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#179921 - 06/03/08 01:53 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Still no fresh material, eh? Please watch Last Comic Standing on NBC http://www.nbc.com/Last_Comic_StandingYou are on Knock-Knock level. Please learn some "Why did the chicken cross the road?" material. Here, I'll start. Why did the chicken tell the same tired old joke as he crossed the road? -- Because he has male inadequacy issues and vents his pent-up anger on men he assumes are superior to him. It's funny because it's true.
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#179926 - 06/03/08 10:49 PM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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By the way, I am enjoying a documentary called Bush's War. It analyzes the fabrications of the evidence that led to the war with Iraq.
You should watch it, you poor excuse for Colin Powell at the United Nations.
If I did not need meds before meeting you, I do now. Pass 'em over.
I had to deal one dirty asshole recently. Isn't that enough?
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#179928 - 06/04/08 12:34 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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I looked up your disorder in the American Psychological Association's list. Cyberbullying is just another way for someone to hide their identity so they can engage in outrageous activities.
Straight off of webmd.com, I give you this excerpt from a clinical opinion:
"The power that bullies savor, whether cyberbullies or those in the corporate school yard, is their ability to keep their victim in a state of constantly not knowing who they are or what is going to happen."
1. I don't know who you are....and I'm ok with that. You talk shit. I make movies. You talk more shit. I make more movies. In this perversely symbiotic relationship, I meet tons of women and you get a mouthful of shit.
2. What's going to happen? Nada. Nothing. Bupkiss. In a world of more-of-the-same, I am happy getting blowjobs and sharing the introductions of the women to the industry. You, on the other hand, get off on whatever it is you "do." More power to you, Sir, and more of the same.
I stared down that dirty asshole the same way as I stare down you....or your posts, at least.
As Charlie Brown said, "Good grief."
Meet Rikki, the cocksucker du jour.
While I relieved my tension in her mouth, you were searching files for any communication between us.
I am not sure who wasted their time but I feel pretty good.
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#179929 - 06/04/08 07:04 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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waaaaaaaaaaa WillieD is cyberbullying me waaaaaaaaaa Quote:
I looked up your disorder in the American Psychological Association's list. Cyberbullying is just another way for someone to hide their identity so they can engage in outrageous activities.
Straight off of webmd.com, I give you this excerpt from a clinical opinion:
"The power that bullies savor, whether cyberbullies or those in the corporate school yard, is their ability to keep their victim in a state of constantly not knowing who they are or what is going to happen."
1. I don't know who you are....and I'm ok with that. You talk shit. I make movies. You talk more shit. I make more movies. In this perversely symbiotic relationship, I meet tons of women and you get a mouthful of shit.
2. What's going to happen? Nada. Nothing. Bupkiss. In a world of more-of-the-same, I am happy getting blowjobs and sharing the introductions of the women to the industry. You, on the other hand, get off on whatever it is you "do." More power to you, Sir, and more of the same.
I stared down that dirty asshole the same way as I stare down you....or your posts, at least.
As Charlie Brown said, "Good grief."
Meet Rikki, the cocksucker du jour.
While I relieved my tension in her mouth, you were searching files for any communication between us.
I am not sure who wasted their time but I feel pretty good.
Does this poor girl realize you have herpes and if she does, were you in between breakouts?
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#179932 - 06/04/08 07:09 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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^^^[tmi]i have that, and so do all of my children [/tmi]
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#179933 - 06/04/08 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Aw, whore evolution at work. In the near future whores should be capable of triple penetration. Darwin was right.
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#179934 - 06/04/08 07:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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wait-- mouth + pussy + two buttholes = quadruple penetration. this is real progress, people, and i'm personally proud to be a groundbreaker in the whole two butthole thing. 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
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#179935 - 06/04/08 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Does she do AATM?
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#179936 - 06/04/08 07:25 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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gives a new meaning to ass-to-ass, doesn't it? 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful
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#179937 - 06/04/08 08:11 AM
Re: Question for Brandon Irons (Big time Porn Insi
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Anonymous
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2000-2004 -- High school junkie, 2.17 GPA
You give him waaay too much credit.
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#179939 - 06/04/08 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I will be putting together my next JM Productions dvd release
Yeah, I saw the cover of your "latest" porno...congrats on that great porno scoop...jacking off into Lain Oi's mouth four years after she ODs and retires from smut...you're real up-to-date shithead.
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#179940 - 06/04/08 09:49 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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That's what cumshot comps do, my friend. They give pleasure to people who want titles such as 279 MORE POP SHOTS or POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS).
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong end of his single bed with Superman sheets. Get Mom to trim the crust off your PB&J sandwich and tell you how special you are. I am going to go do grown-up work today. It won't be with Lain Oi but I have great memories of meeting her. She was a lot of fun and I hope she is doing well for herself.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes again? If so, will you change your name to Willie Pee? I know it wasn't Max Hardcore because he's in Tampa....defending my right to make pornography.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Willie, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, Willie D. Let it be.
Get over your hour of darkness and speak some words of wisdom for once. Or grab Rikki's mellons and use them as stress balls. You have so much anger and negative energy. I'm worried you'll snap and turn in Mark David Chapman someday.
My July 2012 release will include Rikki eating a load. The cover will look similar to this month's release:
Now be completely honest. How much does it kill you that Delilah Strong, Courtney Simpson, Alektra Blue, Jamie Huxley, Gia Paloma, Faith, Chelsie Rae, Cherry Rose, Melissa Lauren, and Nadia Styles are also in the movie? Did any of them reject you, too, or was it just Lain?
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#179941 - 06/04/08 10:01 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Answer my question, you herpes infested creep.
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#179943 - 06/04/08 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Brandon, I have a serious question. Your stills have a grainy quality to them. Are they vid caps or shot with a point and shoot camera? I'm being serious here.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179945 - 06/04/08 10:35 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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2000-2004 -- High school junkie, 2.17 GPA
You give him waaay too much credit.
You've also showed everyone how good at math you are in stating that I started high school at 21. Nice work!
And aparantely Sillie D thinks its still 2007. Must have been a Rush reunion concert last year and the little leprechaun wants to hold onto it.
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#179946 - 06/04/08 10:41 AM
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Anonymous
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Wow. Does this mean you're... gulp... old? Who'd have thunk it?
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#179950 - 06/04/08 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Says the guy who is living off social security...
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179951 - 06/04/08 11:09 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Wow. Does this mean you're... gulp... old?
Who'd have thunk it?
Not in your case. You have at least a decade on me.
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#179952 - 06/04/08 11:11 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
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Says the guy who is living off social security...
Says the girl who's living off some guy.
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#179955 - 06/04/08 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Over 6 mins and that's the best you can do? Or did another collection agency call?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#179957 - 06/04/08 11:29 AM
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Anonymous
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Over 6 mins and that's the best you can do? Or did another collection agency call?
They stopped trying when his phone was shut off for non-payment. Besides, I don't think collection agencies make house visits to dumpsters.
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#179959 - 06/04/08 11:42 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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They stopped trying when his phone was shut off for non-payment. Besides, I don't think collection agencies make house visits to dumpsters.
My phone works fine, gimmie a call.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot and kick them nasty thoughts, baby got old.
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#179960 - 06/04/08 11:47 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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I guarantee Methhead Knox is much older than Gia. And I'd rather bang her than Methhead or the poster child for Herpes Simplex infinite. Methhead Knox, this ring a bell? 
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#179963 - 06/04/08 12:23 PM
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Methhead Knox, this ring a bell?
Ring a bell? I'm sure he can still taste the chlamydia.
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#179965 - 06/04/08 01:15 PM
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Says the guy who is living off social aid...
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#179966 - 06/04/08 01:23 PM
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Nice Fatty...
This is a good read, well with the exception of Raperface's
nuthugging contributions.
How long till Ryan Knox, the porn industry's eyesore, realizes he got trolled into a beatdown by Brandon Iron.
The flacid lil faggot really puts the can't into insignificant doesn't he?.
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"Pretty Close"... in the life of an insect equates to..
- My old man was almost proud of me..
- If I wasn't a total and complete fuck-up my choice of body decoration wouldn't include a food group.
- Brandon Iron wouldn't have made me double mortgage my urine soaked Lowes box for a stake in Germcocktail.com
- so what if anonymous perverts point and laugh.. I'm the Man.
- Deep down I realize that no matter how much I talk shit, when I'm Gias age, the only exercise I'll get is shakin turds outta my pant legs so I don't loose my place in line at the soup kitchen.
This is Lou..
It's so easy,easy.. when everyones tryin to please me, please me.
I'm out..
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Fatty..ease up off my nutz kid.
10:57 is all mine son.
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^5 Fatty..
Re:Anyone Need a New Asshole?
Cause I'll rip you a hum-dinger...
Stand and recieve a bruised liver..
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#179973 - 06/05/08 11:25 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Har...like I care to figure out Broccoli Boi's actual birthday.
I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
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#179974 - 06/05/08 11:36 AM
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The "Famous Amos" GED on TV School has lots of notable alumni.
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#179975 - 06/05/08 11:48 AM
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Har...like I care to figure out Broccoli Boi's actual birthday.
I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
Only because she actually graduated.
Face it Broc Boi, the only day we'll ever really notice you is when you're sent to the morgue.
<...waits for Broccoli Boy to look up "morgue"...>
Until then, you're just a blip on the screen, a momentary joke that was funny at first, and now is just sad and pathetic. Do you have any life skills that would allow you to transcend being a "female cum dumpster?" Can you fix cars? Work in a bank? Wait tables? I doubt any of them. You should pray to FDR's ghost every night that he invented social security and modern welfare, because it's your ultimate fate.
<...waits for Broc Boi to look up "FDR"...>
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for one of your job interviews ten years from now, when your only known talent is to vomit on yourself after a couple of fat greasy hookers pissed all over you. Seriously, why not just OD on a huge spoon of heroin right now? Get it over with, and spare yourself a lifetime of shame and ignominy.
I know...you gotta go and look that one up too. 
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#179976 - 06/05/08 11:49 AM
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I'm amazed it hasn't come up in your stalker print out. You don't know my birthday yet you know what high school my grandmother went to. Creepy stuff.
That's a silly statement, meth for brains, everyone knows you and every member of your family are dropouts.
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#179979 - 06/05/08 12:45 PM
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Willie D, please tell us why T.T. Boy hates Mr. Iron. It should be an interesting story.
I'd like to know this, too, because each time I see him (usually at a convention), I shake his hand and ask him how he's doing. I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
Anyways, sorry for the interruption. Go back to stirring the pot. It's what you are good at.
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#179980 - 06/05/08 01:00 PM
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Interesting essay, Rush Groupie.
But we need to get to the root of why you spend so much time to find personal information about every performer you dislike.
Spend so much time? It's called google and anyone who doesn't type with their index fingers pointing out of their fists and tongue sticking out of their mouths, can use it. Give it try sometime, hunt -n- pecker.
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#179981 - 06/05/08 01:11 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Spend so much time?
Oh no you didn't 
Its called a life. And anyone who doesn't troll around and post anonymously has one. Give it a try sometime.
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#179982 - 06/05/08 01:22 PM
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What's sad, Ryan, is that you call being peed on and gettng fucked up the ass with strap-ons "a life".  A fly caught in the mustard jar can think it's the sweetest place in the world. 
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#179983 - 06/05/08 01:24 PM
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Oh no you didn't
Its called a life. And anyone who doesn't troll around and post anonymously has one. Give it a try sometime.
A man, and I use the term loosely, who gets fucked in the ass, doesn't get to call anyone else gay, ever.
If what you call a life is rooting through dumpsters for scrap food, getting plowed in the ass by jaded hookers for meth money, and hanging out in the Wal-Mart restroom hoping the mother that abandoned you there, with the placenta still attached to you, will finally show up to claim you? No thanks you can keep it.
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#179984 - 06/05/08 01:54 PM
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I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
True...TT's whole 'fly to Brazil and shoot bareback double anal with internal popshots and spark off a HIV crisis in the valley' schtick does kinda trump your 'give unattractive chicks HPV' routine somewhat.
You're gonna have to step your game up somewhat, I feel...
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#179985 - 06/05/08 01:57 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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Sounds like you're the one with the problem with TT. I suggest you take it up with him face to face. I'm sure he'd be very interested in hearing your opinions directly.
I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.spermcocktail.com before shooting for www.loadmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, boyfriends, penpals, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers doing hundreds of scenes collectively each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
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#179987 - 06/05/08 02:30 PM
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Who in porn doesn't have herpes??  As far as I'm concerned, unless they post a recent test showing otherwise, I assume every porn whore who's done a non-condom scene has the Herp. EVERY PORN WHORE. And, it's not limited to porn. I've heard it's moving up from 20% toward 25% in the general population of young adults ... I have no evidence as to whether BI is - or is not - "patient zero" of porn herpes. But, he certainly would not be in the minority.
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#179988 - 06/05/08 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.herpcocktail.com before shooting for www.herpmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, MY boyfriends, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers anally violating me each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
fixed that for you 
Thanks, my friend. Do those sites have affiliate programs? Let me know because I made $59.88 today off of joins to www.loadmymouth.com and www.spermcocktail.com. It's not as much as you make writing your jokes but it's a start. That's some real A material you got there. Call Conan. He takes over the Tonight Show next year and could use you, I'm sure. You do -- uh....have something other than STD jokes, don't you?
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#179990 - 06/05/08 05:00 PM
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Sounds like you're the one with the problem with TT. I suggest you take it up with him face to face. I'm sure he'd be very interested in hearing your opinions directly.
Way to dodge the issue...
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I would join you, of course, but I have some editing to do for www.spermcocktail.com before shooting for www.loadmymouth.com. Good times, my friend. Good times. I'm interested in hearing exactly who got HPV from whom, when, and where. Please let me know as there have been a grand total of -- zero -- complaints from female talent, agents, managers, boyfriends, penpals, etc. You must know more than everyone else so please help out. Dates and times would be of assistance, too, as there are dozens if not hundreds of performers doing hundreds of scenes collectively each month. Man, what a scientist you must be to narrow things down to me. Bravo! Watson and Crick have nothing on you.
Truth be told, I have no such evidence...I was just perpetuating the popular XPT meme 'Brandon has herpes'.
Having said that, just because nobody complained doesn't mean it didn't happen. Some people are hushed up with intimidation and threats, others with hush money...say, anyone heard anything from Darren James recently?
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#179991 - 06/05/08 11:35 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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What's sad, Ryan, is that you call being peed on and gettng fucked up the ass with strap-ons "a life".
  
I'm realy thinking twice about it now that I know you disapprove.
:schmuck:
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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I think that was the word she used....
....or was it schlug? or glug?
If it was indeed schmuck then this Jewish American Princess is the world's most gifted Ventriloquist.
Edited by RyanKnox (06/06/08 05:12 PM)
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#179995 - 06/06/08 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
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#179996 - 06/06/08 06:50 PM
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
 you're crazy, thats pretty fucking funny, but Im sure you know its a mic. Maybe he was fantasizing and that's what got the wood. Too funny you.
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Are they about to ram that black dildo in your ass? No wonder you're hard.
you're crazy, thats pretty fucking funny, but Im sure you know its a mic. Maybe he was fantasizing and that's what got the wood. Too funny you.
His hand is hiding the hole from the Caverject needle.
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#179999 - 06/06/08 09:29 PM
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I think that was the word she used....
....or was it schlug? or glug?
If it was indeed schmuck then this Jewish American Princess is the world's most gifted Ventriloquist.
i know you can't afford a gym membership, but you can run in some public park, and Gia can advise you about good nutritional habits.
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She was anorexic it seems.
A post she deleted afterwards stated so.
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Why don't you quote these alleged posts?
Or screen save them?
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#180003 - 06/07/08 01:08 PM
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I don't think they teach that until the 10th grade, Fatty.
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#180004 - 06/07/08 01:19 PM
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There were only two, one vague and the other one more open.
I saved the second one.
Posting it here will probably raise the voices screaming banishment some more, but what the fuck:
"gia jordan
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#320723 - 06/06/08 04:29 AM
Bouts of A with less than 18bmi, but obvs I'm no longer good at it.
I HAAAATE shared living. It means I'd have to be ON all the time (perfectly coiffed, the house perfectly clean) and always compromise. I like being alone and I love the feeling of hearing the car pull up, having him pick me up at 8. That's gone once you live together. And there's stuff I'd rather not know about my sig other. Any weird grooming habits of his, I don't want to know.
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Do the usual.
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#180006 - 06/07/08 02:52 PM
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You lie stewie. we all know your just a gay terrorist a hamasexual as you will. we can't trust anything you say.
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Willie D, please tell us why T.T. Boy hates Mr. Iron. It should be an interesting story.
I'd like to know this, too, because each time I see him (usually at a convention), I shake his hand and ask him how he's doing. I have a lot of respect for him and how he built his business. He has accomplished much more than what many guys hope to do in this business.
Anyways, sorry for the interruption. Go back to stirring the pot. It's what you are good at.
Still waiting for Willie to put up or shut up. Novelists call this a cliff hanger. Limp Willie is all sizzle, no steak.
It goes without saying that paperchase still cannot come up with one girl who can confirm any STD connection. No names. No dates.....an all-too-common reality for you, paperboy. You got nuttin'.
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I have to lean to BI, Paperchase.
These whores accuse guys of all kinds of things. The fact that not one has pinned her herp on BI is compelling.
The point for the other side is that such an admission would subject them to "You've got Herpes" abuse. So maybe they just keep quiet.
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using the same couch she had to sit on to watch TV.
i'm actually surprised that this would bother her. i mean, we are talking about the same hillary scott here, right? the one that eats guys' junk out of girls' assholes?
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...it goes way back...I forget who told me about it. Oh well, even if it's not true.....
The Hillary accusation is bullshit. I only infected her with sweet, sweet love. She's cured but I am still suffering.
Your flim-flam, fly-by-night, woulda-coulda-shoulda crap attacks sit and stew in your pants....exactly where they belong. Do they make Depends for verbal diarrhea or should you just bind your fecal-filled fingers with t.p.? With so much crap spewing from your ass, mouth, and fingers, I am thinking we need to wrap you up into a mummy. It worked for King Tut.
Be honest, now. Are you part of the prosecution team from Max Hardcore's case in Tampa? I'm serious. When all you have is shit that begins with "it goes way back", "I forget who told me about it" and "Oh, well, even if it's not true" I think you are a D.A. Please tell me you have an LL.B. No? Wow! A self-taught Matlock! Your absentee mother who made the tv babysit you did something right.
Limp Willie. Meet Pooperchase. You two are made for each other. Give a death grip to that flaccid peanut and pack Pooper's....uh, pooper. Tampa needs you! Enjoy Busch Gardens.
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#180017 - 06/09/08 02:22 PM
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...it goes way back...I forget who told me about it. Oh well, even if it's not true...
Different question, same answer.
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