i'm pretty sure one of the larger "hav-a-hart" traps they use for larger animals would suffice.

put a bunch of lame stuff like brazilian soccer memorabilia and some videos of mostly naked men grappling in it and then we can drive him far from where he can bother people. it's clear he doesn't belong around man--the ethical thing to do is return him to his natural habitat of ADT so he'll stop being a nuisance here.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits