People's quest to denounce me here makes me for once feel sorry for Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. Sure, he sucks, they suck, everything about them sucks. But we all know it. So why keep drilling in the fact?
We all know that I suck. I can't write worth shit, I'm in need of detox, my life is dull and I don't care. There's no need for you to keep pointing it out that my site is boring and i'm a loser who marries a chick that fucks other dudes.
Get over it. When I act a fool, be my guest and tear me apart. That's the name of the game.
The belief that I or Taylor could be Smelly Monkey is awesome. I never thought of creating an enemy to gain media attention. Clever. Me and Taylor got quite a laugh about that one tonight. An appetite for Xanax leaves little time to work on staying upright, let alone punching gibberish on a computer.
Shalom

Howard Stern was far more interesting when he was married, and couldn't fuck the chicks shaking their shit in his face.

Likewise, Fayner was more interesting when he was just a dork with a weird dick who couldn't get chicks without a coke connection. He still has the coke connection.

I think it would be a hoot to watch Scott go out with a nice, non-porn, STD-free girl who has a nice relationship with her still married parents- while still reporting on porn...

...kinda like when Howard was married.

It's irony that gets laughs, and brings fans.

And there's my two-cents worth.

The whole Fayner-Rain marriage thing was just a sham anyway. None of us bought it.

Maybe Fayner can get back to being interesting now, without all the bullshit tricks that no one believed anyway.

The Outsider

Fred durst doesn't suck, what in the hell are you talking about. Look at these lyrics from his smash hit behind blue eyes.


No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes


Anyone who can come up with deep and meaningful lyrics like that is a rock god as far as im concerned.

Funny shit.

I can't tell if Fayner is Monkey, or Monkey is Fayner...

...but I can tell that the two of them are the same person...

...neither of which are Fayner, by the way.

Multiple names in the same bbs can be fun.

Does adultdvdtalk have this much fun?

I don't think so.

Over there, you have to act like some fucking Presidential candidate to post a goddamn opinion.

This is much more fun, I say.

The Outsider

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Funny shit.

I can't tell if Fayner is Monkey, or Monkey is Fayner...

...but I can tell that the two of them are the same person...

...neither of which are Fayner, by the way.

The Outsider

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truth is both the fayner handle and smelly monkey handle belong to david blaine. I have been buried alive for 7 days, i have been wedged in a 6 ton ice brick for 2 days and stood on a 10 storey platform for 35 hours straight, i decided to take on my most challenging challenge. To prove to sammura that she isn't attractive without food or water while balancing a beanbag on my errect penis that must stay errect for 48 hours straight without the use of drugs, i have done all of these things except ONE. What can i say sammura is a woman in denial.

I think that you, Mr. Monkey, may quite possibly be...

...Mr. Luke Ford.

Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone that, since I happen to like you.

You made me shoot beer out my nose, laughing so hard, ya fuck.

The Sky Lopez/Jets story tipped me off. I still wanna know more about that one, by the way...

Only Mr. Ford would have known about that.

Scott's too busy snorting blow, and kissing ass, to get that one.

Of course, I could be wrong.

Of course also, I don't care.

You're a funny motherfucker and you write well.

That's all I really care about.

The Outsider

the whole point is i hope you get set up by a girl to get robbed and killed and i seriously mean that from the bottom of my heart gor real your mad because everything i said about you is true. your not gonna leave you need this board because your a cyber geek. come to my message board and see if you would make it.

nah, as much as i like monkey.... and as much as after having met him i like luke ford, i highly doubt they are one in the same.

Scott Fayner says(in regards to folks who think that he or Taylor is actually Smelly Monkey)...
"Me and Taylor got quite a laugh out from that one tonight"
Hey:we all thought that you and Taylor were broken up!!!
And,I can see why you don't Hulk out whenever somebody trashes you on this board,for you carry a Kurt Angle-esque "You Suck!" attitude,and both you and Kurt definitely rule over Fred Durst,who absolutely Sucks!!!!(did anyone hear his destruction of a classic Who tune?!).
Peace to Scott and Taylor.

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nah, as much as i like monkey.... and as much as after having met him i like luke ford, i highly doubt they are one in the same.

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I got an alarmingly strong feeling that i have found the real luke ford alive and well and posting on this very board, perhaps on this very thread in poetic fashion.

don't be so sure about that

Nope chico, you are right. I had no idea, the who were before my time and i couldn't imagine any respectable artist writing lyrics like that, i guess the 60's-70's were the eras of acid and could help explain it.