I think that you, Mr. Monkey, may quite possibly be...

...Mr. Luke Ford.

Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone that, since I happen to like you.

You made me shoot beer out my nose, laughing so hard, ya fuck.

The Sky Lopez/Jets story tipped me off. I still wanna know more about that one, by the way...

Only Mr. Ford would have known about that.

Scott's too busy snorting blow, and kissing ass, to get that one.

Of course, I could be wrong.

Of course also, I don't care.

You're a funny motherfucker and you write well.

That's all I really care about.

The Outsider