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it's probably an example of greedy reductionism to break things down to fluids being created equal. a bottle of 78 montrachet isn't the same beast as the boone's consumed by swami and other homeless men. jizz has been commodified in the same way by sperm banks-if you're too short, didn't attend college or use drugs your sperm is essentially worthless.

ryan knox's semen=worthless save for decrorative purposes at bukkakes. the fluid that concieved wankus would be valued the same as warm mad dog 20/20 with a butt put out in it, all things relative.



Oh Rubbish James...look at Gerald Ford, he was adopted...rumor has it his biological papa was a alcoholic hobo who used to fling his semen from Boxcars at women standing along the tracks waiting for F Scott Fitzgerald to whisk thru town and conduct sexual seances. President Ford was ok...he pardoned Nixon and dodged Squeaky's .357 caliber Enema , which means he accomplished more in 2 years than our current president, of fine breeding and semen, has in 6