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Your myspace page was brought to attention. In the religion section, you listed Muslim as your religion. Do you think Allah approves of you doing a reverse bukkake and taking a strap-on in the ass?




Let's think about this. Doesn't Islam require a prayer five times a day, which involves getting on your knees, face down, with your ass in the air? How about putting women in beekeeper's outfits so you can't ogle them? Let's also consider the massive homosexual rape that Islamic armies unleash upon their captives - like in Lawrence of Arabia. Allah might actually like strap-on sex.