How much would you have to be paid to sleep with sammura or are you like me and if the clouds opened up and god said ' monkey, if you sleep with sammura i will give you a free pass to heaven' you will still say no thanks. I will now list the prices it would take for you to sleep with sammura and you tick the box you think would do it for you. (smelly monkey then grabs a giant spoon and begins to stir something in what appears to be a pot)