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Burg, seriously, this is shit best dealt with privately.
Maybe you people deal with things differently from us Southerners- there are some things we suss out within ourselves.
You're not gaining any points down here for being "honest and open".
Man up, motherfucker.



Listen jonny Cash, in your own words that i want to sing to Holly As I ram into her from behind, back UND forth, in my wheel-chariot whilst she is bent over the coffee table in my Marriott Hotel suite:

Love Is a Burning thing
And it Makes a Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I fell into a Ring of Fire

I FELL INTO...A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN and the FLAMES WENT HIGHER
And it BURNED BURNED BURNED, The RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE


The taste Of love is sweet
When Hearts Like Ours Meet
I fell for ya Like a Child
Ohhh but the Fire Went Wild



And for the first 6-1/2 Months after I started posting here, but long before i met or even KNEW who the hell HOLLY RANDALL was....I thought your Johnny Cash Flipping the Bird Avatar was in fact...jerry Lee Lewis.

if I could bear children, i would have Holly Randall's baby.... for that, however, we would need a few flying donor sperm


I am NOT sweet...Holly's ego DOES NOT NEED TO BE FRAGILE....she's the absolute Goddess of Godesses in the Valhalla of Porn Chicks....If Holly made a actual, bonerfide Porn video, it would bring the entire industry to a screeching halt and, along with being the Porn Equivalent of an EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER .... borrowing again from Willy Wonka Symbollism, the DVD featuring her sex scene's would sell faster than Wonka bars and the golden tickets. I would join my First true Fanclub, "The Holly Randall Fanclub for the previously-morally-upright-but-now-sexually-insane since Holly is now doing Real hardcore...yee haw..." I would cease leaving my abode, I would become like Howard hughes, locked inside my self-imposed exile, eating nothing but Cambell's Chicken Noodle soup and watching Holly's movie(s)....


The Power this woman has....*da burglar shudders* <Shudders>