I make no boners about what I stand for or what I like....I hide nothing...as CAOH once said 'Das Burglhermeister wears his heart on his sleeve'...I have made enemies/enemas in porn because I abhor hypocrisy and feel a need (and receive orgasmic pleasure) from exposing it....

My infatuation and lust and overweening desire for Holly Randall has come to the fore lately, especially as I try to distance myself from certain Bonafide porn whores i mistakenly got too close too as friends, but things ultimately became confused....all along I should have been putting all of my eggs into Holly Randall's basket (or all of my sperm into her specimen cup as it were...)

Anyhow, Holly is a discerning, intelligent-yet-kind hearted woman, whose beauty and sex appeal has long been appreciated here at XPT. I think every member at XPT that has a penis, if he or she is honest with itself, will admit that Holly commands erectile attention...afterall, no less a person than our Moral Leader L--- F--- even dipped his figurative fountain pen into Holly's inkwell a few times and has written Volumes with the sexual ink obtained therein....Really Kids, how many of you literally had "Flying Sperm" in your house the other night when Holly's Nudes were finally posted online? I fucking had my sperms flying in Squadron Formation all over my house that night...it was like a goddamn Airshow in my computer room.

Holly sent me this Private message the other day and I am flummoxed:

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LOL you're sweet, DB. Thanks for all the support and compliments you've given me-- they help a fragile ego surrounded by young beautiful girls all the time.



How can she be so mistaken about me, after all I have done to send the right signals? I am not "sweet"....I am a horny bastard, i want to dip my own fountain pen into Holly's inkwell too and see what type of shit I end up writing for the 3 months that follow. I think Holly is really, truly the most erotic woman in porn...I wasnt joking about inviting her up to my Hotel room the next Time I am in Beverly Hills and playing Super Mario Brothers on the Hotel Guest services TV Menu, followed by "Hide the Bacon/Microwave the Ballpark Weiner" ... how could she have misjudged me so badly?

I've totally lost my touch....I am going to be kicked out of both the Dead Perverts Society, and the Society for Debauched, Idle, Wealthy, Over-Educated, Undersexed, Immature, 35-50 Single White Guys, Who-Still-Havent-Found-What-They're-Looking-For ... what will I now do on Tuesday nights?