i ate like six flavor-ice things for dinner, i've never been a big ice cream guy so clearly i have a freezer full of little tubes of sugar, food coloring and water with no nutritional value instead.

i'm fairly sure i'll have rickets or scurvy by the end of the summer unless i start taking multivitamins to counteract eating sour watermelon candy like 2 meals a day.

someone should start putting vitamins in gummi-worms since they can put them in water, cereal, etc.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits