Choc Chip Cookie Dough ICE CREAM is the greatest invention since the machine gun.

As a good Uncle Da Burglar, I kept all 5 of my under 8 year old Nieces and Nephews occupied for 2 hours+ digging out the chunks of Cookie Dough from several containers, and then making ONE BIG Theoretical Cookie out of the chunks of dough and then cooking it in a pre-heated oven at 375 degrees fahrenheit....all 5 of my brood and I sat in front of the oven and watched...and watched...and we observed that the cookie dough from the Ice cream did NOT make an actual cookie...it made a mess. It just gurgled and bubbled and congealed into a mid-sized puddle on one of Grandma Da Burglar's good cookie pans. I had to buy two new ones since I ruined them. But It was fun and I still get asked by the kids when I am coming home to do that again...I feel guilty being away from them at times like this. I feel sad now....fuck whoever started this thread, you sentimental bastard(s)