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Hello:
I'm huge Max fan, but I've never seen or read a good interview/questionnaire that would appease us Max Fans, being that Max/you always seems to speak your mind and are not shy about commenting on your career, I have some unusual questions I would love to ask.


1) In your earlier carrier you worked with one of my favorite sluts Sabrina, at about that time period she also became pregnant, I have the unfounded suspicion this child may have been yours, true, possible, no way?


Thanks for writing in, but you could have just joined my site, posted this on my messageboard, thereby putting some money in my pocket for the time it's going to take me answering these silly questions. So although I'm busy, I'll get to it so as to get this out of the way, so I can get back to boning clueless fuck-puppets.


As for Sabrina, she was a super slut early in my career. She liked to have gang bangs in the house she shared with her little sisters. A truly twisted girl indeed. (And no, I never went to one!) But there's no way her baby could be mine, as I never fucked her in her pussy. Just ass and throat buddy. Next question...


2) One of your greatest inventions was the Barbie Doll Dildo, is it still in existence and why did you tape up the entire Barbie; where you afraid Mattel would sue?


It's still in service, although after years of abusing dumb whores with it, it started falling apart. But the doll makes such a great handle to pummel cunts and throats, that I taped it up to keep it going. Duct tape is really one of the greatest products ever invented.


3) Since your alter ego Max Hardcore has been created, would you say that the fine line between the two is now more blurred, are you more Max Hardcore then Paul little now?


Paul died several years ago, after discovering what low-down dirty cocksuckers most chicks are. Nowadays I don't get mad, I just get even... for every guy out there.


4) Has any of your girls had/tried/asked to have sex with your dogs?


One whore, Rosy Rocket, a very sick lady indeed, put peanut butter on her pussy and had one of my dogs lick it off. It was funny the first couple of times, but after she came, I knew we had a major malfunction on our hands.


5) You've worked with a few deaf girls, would you say that since deaf girls are missing a major stimuli such as hearing, they are more susceptible to over compensating with other stimuli and being sexual deviants?


Who can really say? Since they also can't talk, we may never know the truth.


6) On that same note, in one scene with the (somewhat) deaf girl Mkenna, you commented as she was sitting on your lap being sodomized "I'm going to hell, but before I do I'm gonna cum all over this little sluts face!" Could she hear you and did you feel bad after that scene?


She was deaf as a doornail as they say. She didn't know what was being said unless she saw your lips move. Nowadays I know that I'm doing the Lord's work, as Skeeter would say, so I'm not worried about hell anymore.


7) What was Catalina's drug of choice?


A champagne like drink called Kava. Brought about violent mood swings, and caused her to kick the ass of a smart aleck MTV reporter in Barcelona a few years back. But he had it coming to him anyway. Then she through a high heel across the hotel lobby at another guy. She missed her intended target of course, but dropped a 600 Euro standing lamp.


8) Have you now or ever purposefully tried to impregnated a porn whore?


What the fuck? And perpetuate the species? No fucking way!


9) I've noticed more and more guys use the term "Max Hardcore Experience" what advice do you have for your fans who would love to have this experience with a chick?


Just do it. Pin 'em down hard enough, and even the most hardened hooker will usually submit to brutal upside down puke fucking. After that, they're usually relieved when you stop and just fuck them up the ass.


10) Are fantasies best left a Fantasy or should everyone at least try to fulfill them at least once? (given its legal)


Of course, what kind of dumb ass question is that? New ways of degrading worthless whores are what make life worth living!


11) You're a huge racing fan, I've never noticed any sponsorships, is it too expensive or are they to scared to have you as a supporter?


It's always the wives of the sponsors who really control the money. So in that case, there's really no way they can get behind me. But believe me, pal, these racers are some of the most twisted perverts out there.


12) Being that you are on the front line of extreme pornography, the government is targeting you, I feel that many phonographer's and their fans are not supporting you...once they get past you they will be next. Are these fair statements?


Who knows? If you're going to be out front, you got to be ready to take a hit, and I am. Most pornographers are pussies anyway, and run away at the first sign of trouble. Take Pissmops for instance; as soon as I got popped they took their lame ass site down. Should be selling flowers or something safe if you can't take the heat.


13) Would you be content that after your gone, you would be a cultural icon like Larry Flint or the like?


Know what I care about? I care about money, that's what I care about. Checks coming in regularly for movies I made last month and the last decade. Being famous is nice, but it's even nicer to buy a big boat.


Thanks for your time!


You're welcome. Over and out.
Max


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Max Hardcore