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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.

B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.



Reality is so fucking hilarious it's killing me.
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meh.