Guess I hit a nerve.

Sorry, but I do happen to believe I'm correct.

Is it selfish to want to start with a clean slate?

Maybe.

But you know what?

I'm glad I did.

Watching how these porn girls turn out just proves my point.

Marriages in the double digits, multiple rehabs, cheating on guy after guy with twelve other guys, trying to make the guys they like bi or gay so they can fuck other dudes...

How many cliches must I present?

If the age of consent in Nevada is 16, and 14 in Hawaii...I say take advantage of it.

These girls who perform in these movies aren't going to be worth knowing, marrying, or even dating until they're 36.

I got what's mine...

...and I'm happy.

The rest of you fuckers can pay for your shit, and watch it walk out the door.

Jealousy sucks.

I wouldn't fuck Taylor Rain, much less buy her a damn drink. Marrying her? Gimmee a break.

I might- if I was single- teach her little sister, if she had one, the value of working hard, thinking about her future, and working her way- in an honest job- to the top of her career.

Yeah, I'm a monster.

My wife's family looks up to me as a hero, 'cuz I stepped in multiple times to stop the wayward brothers and sisters from jumping off into oblivion.

I don't give a fuck who hates me, I make a stand.

So here's my big statement, meant to piss all you ladies off, because it's absolutely fucking true...

All you women are on the wrong path. You're all trying to act like you're 14 until you're 35. Take a look at the show 'Single in Vegas' to see what I'm talking about.

Then, when you hit 35, you want the world to stop for you 'cuz you're ready to pop out a serial killer into a world that don't need no more unwanted kids.

And then...

Y'all get mad at us men, because we aren't on your timetable, and don't wanna deal with your baggage.

Well fuck you.

Try looking up to my wife, and changing your pathetic, selfish lives.

My wife worked her way to the top, worked long hours, was honest with her boss, didn't cheat on her husband, didn't get cheated on, has a credit rating of 870, and has never missed a damn day of work.

Fuck all you bitches, including Taylor Rain, again.

Live for the day...and then you all expect men to drop everything when YOU SAY it's time to get responsible.

Gloria Steniheim was the original leader of the women's movement. Gloria Steinheim knew that prostitution, which is what you are all really engaging in, is just another way of enslaving women.

You all look up to Jenna Jameson, don't you?

Well let's take a look at Ms. Jameson in 15 years.

And then, let's take a look at my wife.

I got $1,000,000,000 on the one whose life will turn out better.

Gentlemen, you can hate me for speaking the Truth, but underneath it all, you know I'm correct.

As for the ladies...

...it's too late for most of you.

So who would I rather date, if I was single, and wanted to get married...

A girl of 16 in Nevada, who still has a good attitude, doesn't hate men, and isn't trying to find out about my bank account...

Or a porn girl who has herpes, chlamydia, hepatitis C, gonnorhea, syphillis, and maybe AIDS...and who keeps changing her cell phone number every two weeks, while moving from apartment to apartment, and standing me up on dates?

Duh.

I'd date the 'clean slate', be good to her, and grow old with her gracefully.

Reforming a porn girl is nearly impossible.

You might get her out of porn, but then she'll just use sex as a weapon in another way. She'll get religion, and use the witholding of it to get married, so you can pay for her healthcare.

Clean slate wins again.

Truth hurts, ladies.

And everyone knows what a porn whore hates most...don't we?

A younger porn whore.

But who do they hate more than that?

How about Jessica Simpson.

Nick had the right idea, gentlemen.

If I wasn't married to my wife, I sure as fuck would have found a way to marry Jessica Simpson.

Taylor Rain? Gimme a break.

You can fucking rent her.

Jessica can't be bought- or rented.

If you think my logic is twisted...

...I bet all you fuckers my left toe that in ten years, Nick, who is now 30, and Jessica, who is now 21, will still be married, and I bet my right toe that I, 36, and my wife, who is 26, will still be married too.

I guess Nick's a child molester, too, huh?

How about Chris Robinson?

And what about Celine Dion and her husband?

Is he a 'molester' too?

Nope.

What we are are men who saw what was happening in America, and upset the applecart.

We knew that getting a girl while she's still a 'clean slate' is a much better bet than trying to reform a girl who was led astray by a women's movement gone haywire.

All you porn whores need to go back and study your women's history.

In this last generation, you all drove off a cliff.

You listen to Oprah, a woman who is not married, and has no children, so you can get 'advice' about how to marry and how to raise children.

What's wrong with this picture?

Is there a woman in the room who doesn't know that Oprah turned tricks when she ran away at 14, never got therapy, and can't have a truly loving relationship with a man because of it?

You all need to rethink this shit.

The smart men, such as myself, Celine Dion's husband, Nick, and Chris...

We all saw you were fucking nuts and out of bounds a long time ago...

...and we went for the 'clean slates'.

So all you porn whores...

I'll watch you all get religion, pop out a few more serial killers, and end up in the trailer parks of Riverside County since you won't be able to get housing 'cuz your credit scores are 210 and you've got mulitiple arrests on your records.

At the same time, I'll be taking my three beautiful, unmolested, well-balanced kids surfing, in a home overlooking the ocean, before my wife and I attend their PTA meeting, so we can get an idea of how they're doing in school.

We'll see who's a 'molester' then.

You ladies got mislead, and you all bought the 'big lie' of 'independence' through prostitution.

My wife could leave me at any time, and doesn't.

Why?

Because I reinforce GOOD qualities, while I stand up AGAINST bad qualities.

Don't get fucking angry at me.

I never bought into the big lie.
And I happen to believe in Gloria Steinheim.

Go to your local library, and do some research.

...or...

Take it up with Oprah.

She's the empty, barren, childless bitch who helped drive you off the cliff.

Take that and suck on it, y'all.

The Outsider