ADVICE FROM THE OUTSIDER TO SCOTT FAYNER...

Dear Scott:

Girls that go into porn don't like sex.

Girls that go into porn don't like relationships.

Girls that go into porn were complete losers in high school, got pretty at about age 17 and 3/4, and decided to try to make up for lost attention.

Girls that go into porn, just like strippers, are attempting to control a situation that they couldn't control before. Whether they were raped or had sex with daddy, they're trying to put themselves back on top of the act that threw their lives asunder. The men they choose to fuck, hang out with, or marry, all become victims on their way to conquering these past violations.

Girls that go into porn often become religious zealots in later life, or write books about being 'exploited'.

Girls that go into porn should never, ever, ever be considered 'marriage material'.

Girls that go into porn are empty inside, and attempt to fill up the void of nothingness by shopping. The malls of Southern California regularly contain many of these living ghosts.

Girls that go into porn aren't really there, even when you're with them. They simply aren't comfortable in their own skin.

Girls that go into porn lack the ability to love. Loving means compromise. Relationships mean compromise. Girls that go into porn are so angry, that compromise is out of the question.

Girls that go into porn look for guys like Scott Fayner to cut deals with so they can get free advertising on an oft-viewed web site.

Guys like Scott Fayner need to learn how to keep a distance between himself and porn girls, while looking for girls who aren't lost, angry, and cynical.

In the fucked up world we live in where 'feminists' think being a prostitute or porn 'star' is a way of being independent, it's going to be pretty tough to find a girl who still values going to college, getting a responsible job, and who has moral values.

Therefore, I have a suggestion.

I'd suggest dating a teenager, who hasn't been raped or molested, who is still in high school, and marrying her in Hawaii, where the legal age of consent is 14. If you don't hurt her, you can mold her into a fine young woman who doesn't hate men, and won't go into porn.

I met my wife when she was 15, we married in Vegas when she was 16, and we've been happily married for ten years. Did I 'train her'? You bet I did. I 'trained her' to become the CEO of a major company, an amazingly honest woman, and never fucked her over. I've never cheated on her, not even once.

Just in case some of you might like to think I did something illegal, I didn't. We didn't have sex until she was 16, and her mom wrote a letter allowing her to get married in the State of Nevada. So you can all take the criticisms I know are coming and shove them directly up your assholes.

If those statements make all the porn girls mad, guess what- FUCK YOU. You've based your entire lives on your looks, and your looks will fade. Vanity is a motherfucker, y'all.

Please go to therapy instead of going into porn, young ladies. We don't need more of your dead victims laying around, just because daddy or uncle fucked you up the ass when you were 8. We, the good men of the world, aren't your daddy or uncle, we didn't do it, and we don't deserve your anger, and your selfishness.

Good luck, Scott. And make sure you buy a plane ticket to Hawaii. We'd love to hear you write about that trip.

Word to the wise. If you do happen to take up with a 14 year old in Hawaii, you can't take nude pics of them until they are either married to you, or 18, whichever comes first.

A child bride is a great way to piss off your ex, too.

Worked miracles in my case.

The Outsider