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#178495 - 07/11/06 04:17 PM AMSTERDAM......
AMOSWON Offline
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Registered: 09/30/04
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I am heading to Amsterdam for bout 1wk any traveling info would be coool.
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#178496 - 07/11/06 05:43 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
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If you're looking for whores I recommend a small alley called Annenstraat or something like that. In that general area are the best whores in Amsterdam. I hope i've remembered the right street.
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#178497 - 07/11/06 08:10 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
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Registered: 12/09/05
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i was in amsterdam in february and it was one of the best weeks of my life. the city is beautiful, just amazing. my tips:
1) if possible hire an apartment, this is what we did and it was so much better cos you could smoke in the room, buying food and alcohol was cheaper when you cook your own meals, and if you freak out you have somewhere chill to relax in.
2) smoke everyday, just because you can. remember that amsterdam weed will be 10x stronger than what you're used to so ease into it. speak to the person working in the coffee shop for recommendations. spacecakes are great for breakfast cos they're slow acting.
3) go to the museums, if you don't like museums get high beforehand. don't go to the sex museum, it's boring until the room with bestiality, and then it's disgusting.
4) do shrooms. shrooms are legal there so go to a "smart shop" and speak to the person behind the counter about what to get. first time you do them stick to being inside, after that roam the city.
5) don't buy drugs on the street. you don't need to and you will get mugged. you can't walk 100metres in amsterdam without being offered something, just ignore it.
6) watch out for bikes. 80% of the population rides a bike, you can't hear them coming and when i was stoned i was nearly killed by a bike so many times.
7) GO TO MAOZ FALAFEL. best falafel ever, and dirt cheap. we ate it every fucking day.
8) go on a canal cruise, good way to see the city.
9) lots of junkies in amsterdam, but they are the nicest junkies ever, so you end up giving them money.
10) rembrantplein is a good place to go out but very touristy.

man that's about it, if i think of anything more i'll post it. i can't tell you much about the red light district, we walked through it basically everyday cos it's right in the middle of town but i'm not into hookers so i didn't actually partake in any such activities. it's fun for a look though, just don't take photos or you will have the shit beaten out of you.

"werd." -monstar

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#178498 - 07/11/06 09:14 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
Morbs Offline
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Registered: 06/07/06
Posts: 93
Quote:

If you're looking for whores I recommend a small alley called Annenstraat or something like that. In that general area are the best whores in Amsterdam. I hope i've remembered the right street.




In looks? Cleanliness etc? More details please

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#178499 - 07/12/06 09:15 AM Re: AMSTERDAM......
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Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 56
I think zenman is referring to an area just south of the Oudkirk (Old Church). I haven't been to Amsteredam since 2002 but I remember the girls as being #1 there. An ugly truth - if you are ethnic you will find it difficult to get "serviced" there though. Use a urinoir just for the hell of it - this is a street side urinal. The advice to see the museums is a good one - especially the Amsterdam City Museum. Walk along "Kielverstraat" (spelling ???) the silver, porcelain, and antique shops are amazing. Get out of Amsterdam also - the south lowlands around Delft are beautiful. The red ligh district is packed with people at night - everyone is having a great time. Friday and Saturday night can be somewhat intimidating though when the "Brits" come into town for the weekend though (sorry another ugly truth - they get drunk and roam around - some shopkeepers lock their doors). Walk through there during the day also - it isn't a slum by any means - _it's the oldest and one of the best maintained parts of the city. Walk along the canals on the west side of the city - it's beautiful there - you can do this for hours! Enjoy!

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#178500 - 07/12/06 12:01 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
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Registered: 02/23/05
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It's been a long while since I visited Amsterdam, but it's a great place.

Eddie's tips are good - in particular the Van Gogh museum is a must see, as is the brewery tour (samples? Did someone say samples?)

In addition to the Falafel, you will need to try these fritter-like things sold out of automats - very retro. Try the indonsesian Rijstaffel for dinner once too.
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#178501 - 07/12/06 03:38 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I think zenman is referring to an area just south of the Oudkirk (Old Church). I



yes that is exactly the place. Actuallly the street I'm thinking of is not even a street but an alley. It narrows so much that two people cannot pass without turning their backs to each other. And looking at the map, the street's name is Trompetterssteeg. The women there are the best in that they are white, usually from Eastern Europe or Holland, and simply the most attractive.
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#178502 - 07/12/06 03:39 PM Re: AMSTERDAM......
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#178503 - 07/13/06 07:21 AM Re: AMSTERDAM......
minbari Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 56
Yup - thats it. there are actually three parallel streets there very close to each other. All of them off of a wider street. All with primo girl flesh.

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#178504 - 07/13/06 08:33 AM Re: AMSTERDAM......
Jeff Steward Offline
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AMOSWON has the best avatar ever.
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#178505 - 07/13/06 08:42 AM Re: AMSTERDAM......
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Jeffy,
Are you sure?

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#178506 - 07/23/06 10:30 AM Re: AMSTERDAM......
minbari Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 56
Are you back? Can you give us the latest word on what the city is like? Like I said before, it's been four years since I've been there.

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