sorry, i had a few complications with the calf-enlargement surgery I had performed in brazil like the "adios scorpio" guy who worked for evil angel. of course, he died on the operating table because god hates fags dumb enough to have a voluntary surgical procedure done in brazil. who the fuck does that? does anyone still have that hilarious picture of that dead bisexual from the global south grinning and giving the "thumbs up" to the photographer? i can't find it on here anymore and i'm enormously entertained by john stagliano losing his favorite gay hustler to calf surgery instead of the usual hiv.
or i did lame stuff for a while then went and hung around french people and ate literally nothing but meat and cheese for the last few weeks.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits